Here's a strange one doing the rounds, but Horses head is set to leave Madrid for a fee in the region of £1.25m. The 32yr old ex manure player may not fit Moyesy younger player type, but there is no mistaking his goal scoring record of over 250 career goals, which includes 45 in the onion bag in 67 matches for the La Liga Giants. He has retired from International footy after losing his place for the Dutch and Madrid to Klaas-Jan Huntelaar . You never know, him or Owen, I know where my money would go.
Imagine that... a link wiv the ruud van... id take him over owen anyday!