Theres a man on the beach with no arms and legs and three girls are feeling sorry for him and walk over. The first on asks him if hes ever been hugged by a woeman before and he replies 'no.' So the woeman go to him and hugs him. The next asks him if hes ever been kissed before, the man again replies 'no.' Finally the last woeman goes to him and asks if he's ever been fucked before, the man quickly replies 'no!' The woeman bends down and says to him, 'well you have now because the tides comming in'