john_webby

yeah mon i was chillin to the core mon in de jackuzzi everyting is irie mon only ting now is i is gettin bitten to shreads mon was horse riding today and those tings av a mind of there own man you tell them to go left and they go right good fun though next mon who knows who cares i'm in jamaica and as they say no problem

hot on the heels of the popular hello from Tenerife i thought i would post from Jamiaca its unreal and would tell everyone to come here just been water skiing which was amazing now i'm off to a private jacuzzi with the misses in a private Jungle STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF JAMAICA RULES no problem mon from jamaica

wel woke up really drunk to go lol laters fellas and felettes the misses say's thanks will be back soon thanks very much mr and mrs webb

thanks lads all getting stressed at the moment madness but thanks lads mother in laws dont rule (well mine don't at the moment) but thank you will see you guys soon yeah man as the jamiaca's would say

when fella's i'm taking the plunge i'm leaving tomorrow dont know whether or not i'll be able to get access to the internet but i will be in jamiaca for the next 2 weeks while i'm being made an honest man i will hopefully (fingers crossed) find a dodgy boozer that will open at 7 in the morning for me to watch the Derby if not i'll ring home and get them to put the phone next to the radio but i will speak to you in about 2 weeks a married man see you guys soon webby

if someone hadn't knicked my phone then i might have considered it it would have been a pay as you read service though LOL

the good old tip off a mate very like the rumourama here my best mates cats dogs uncle's owner had a horse that used to go to the same stables as this one its a dead cert i used to work in a call centre for ladbrokes and used to get tips off the odds compilers used to win a few bob as well

anyone know if its on the aribic channel heard today it was?????????

i can just about ride a bicycle never mind a motorbike i'll stick to taxis me thinks

Love Island Love Island are you on GLUE how on earth you can watch that drivel is beyond me i seriously hoping that is a joke otherwise we may have to cast scouse out to the Blue Triangle LOL only joking

mmmmmmmmm strange one this why would his agent come out and say this seems very strange to me i understand the budget being tight but something just doesn't sit right with what his agent has come out and said with me ???????????

have a guddin mate

i've been waiting for it to start very good though

no but comedy dave on the breakfast show with chris moyles is he was the one who got p diddy in a Everton shirt

no but i e-mail stuff in and he sends stuff back every so often suppose when he has time

why do i get this sinking feeling ??????????????? thats why i'm in bloody quicksand no but i know its the nothing ever goes right for us syndrome but that might just be the curry i had before

laugh my head off i sent it to scott mills from radio 1 he said it was funny as he sent this back for the boys http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/frosty/ have a look its hilarious

have guddin mate have a drink on all of us

i know we need to aim higher but at the moment we cant attract great players to the club because we aren't in europe as i said as a stop gap for cover for a year at most if we get suspensions and injurys you never know we could run short anywhere so he could possibly fit in i have never said he was the solution to all our problems just a stop gap for cover this season low risk so why not

now i'm on a flexi contract at the moment and there is loads to be done if need so i can do the hours an get off early when i want at the moment which is cool but just gettin the afternoon off rules jammy git

ola its not shite i've not said he will make the team week in week out but he provides cover for so many positions i know we have enough possilbly across the rest of midfield we are short on real left midfielders although i hope VDM gets back from what ever is wrong with him but he does seem to injury prone and i really want to see the best from him but i dont have the faith in Killa like i did a few seasons back so i would like to see cover brought in if not a left winger for the future but if we have to have a stop gap for a season then so be it

to be honest i'd take him but only on a year contract with additional bonuses if he plays and assists and that good cover for everywhere

methinks ajax may need to get a new phyisio if that many players are getting through with heart problems but i'd have him but city are going to get him

ah the blues bar haven't been there in a while saying that haven't been down Moor Lane in ages (many a drunken night down there) ok on the opposite whats your worst drink? mine would have to be non-alcholic lager dirty dirty Drink

big dunc gave me £2 once when i was like 13 or something went the game and stayed afterwards he came out and me my sister and my cousin all got £2 each off him had that for years then i needed some fags lol thanks dunc