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Holy! I've just taken your comment virginity, how does that make you feel? aha.

Hope you're ok buddy

How you feeling today dude? Still rough?

Hows work goin fella? Any less stressful than usual? plus, are you back for the Royal Wedlock?

hurt himself celebrating...the sacrifices of being a blue!

I like filling my Super Soaker with urine and firing it at tight-rope walkers. It pisses them right off!!

I tried really hard for a second then to think of something funny, but it never came. just like Winehouse yesterday...

I was called in to school to see the teacher today.

"We're a bit concerned about Lucy, Mr Carter as she seems disturbed about something. She spends a lot of time in the girls toilets and refuses to get changed for PE."

"That is worrying." I agreed, scratching my chin. "When she leaves for school she's Mark."

I'm glad you liked them!

Ian, haven't seen your response on the shoutbox dude. Did you get a copy or would you like me to send you one?

If I stand close enough to you, I can hear the ocean

If you've viewed my profile, as of now, you're a massive tit.

is now a full blown rebel!! No I've not blown a rebel,..I'm A full blown rebel.

It's getting there, slowly lol my d.romm and living room are pretty close to completion (furnishings needed). Kitchen needs the splashbacks tiling, bathroom needs tiling and back bedroom needs paper on one wall...then we're pretty good! I like the tarting up phase, so im going to town aha.

Ive poked your comment virginity. Not gonna lie, it was a stubborn virtual Hymen but i got through, tenacity an' all

So here's a friendly insult

I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.

JUst given you a five star rating. Now where's my money!?

secondly, if you're on FB, add me now. Ta

Matthew

Never scared, mine was a one off. act of god some call it. aha

No comments? Does this make you sad??

Not long Spidey

Thats pretty awesome dude! Am glad you had a great time, say hi to new miss Spidey for me then ten sends his love!

there's a fucking money outside with a shovel, i think he belongs to you mate

Wedding bells been yet??

What's on my mind? You baby, you....

whats a boomerang that doesn't come back? Crap!!

When you back from your honeymoon? And...how was it?