Lowensda

Where you at son'?

Alright Bum'ead? When you adding me on facey?

You now get 1 star.

Back at home now? Hope everything went well whilst you were over dude!

would like to apologise for the Hale saga, he comes across as a complete wind up and even if he's not, he is winding a few others up! hope you're ok Bill! j

Why do you build me up, buttercup baby just to let me down....

Heard your riding some moustaches atm?

btw, because i thought of the below whilst writing, i submitted it to Sickipidia lol Don't think i'm doing well!

I tried really hard for a second then to think of something funny, but it never came. just like Winehouse yesterday...

"Oh?" I replied. "I've got none on because I shat myself in the gents."

A girl came up to me in a bar - short skirt, tits like ripe fruit, hair in a pony tail.

"What would you say if I told you I was wearing no underwear?" she breathed.

"I'd say 'neither am I'."

She raised her eyebrows. "Really? I'm wearing none because it gives men like you..." she licked her lips, "easy access..."

hurt himself celebrating...the sacrifices of being a blue!

I was called in to school to see the teacher today.

"We're a bit concerned about Lucy, Mr Carter as she seems disturbed about something. She spends a lot of time in the girls toilets and refuses to get changed for PE."

"That is worrying." I agreed, scratching my chin. "When she leaves for school she's Mark."

If I stand close enough to you, I can hear the ocean

Ive poked your comment virginity. Not gonna lie, it was a stubborn virtual Hymen but i got through, tenacity an' all

So here's a friendly insult

I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.

Never scared, mine was a one off. act of god some call it. aha

Come one. Don't let little Ten beat you at archery aha

I'm glad you liked them!

Haha it blatently did, so here we are, this is my offering, two of the finest you've EVER recieved! This just made your day; forget PBJ sandwiches or porn...i just made your day aha

No comments? Does this make you sad??

Ian, haven't seen your response on the shoutbox dude. Did you get a copy or would you like me to send you one?

"This is Penfold. Codename: The Jigsaw, because when faced with a problem he falls to pieces"

Happy Bday dude!