Adam Partington

I forgot just how excellent Blur were.

Just been informed it's British Pie Week. Best week of the year, mate.

The awkward moment when you put The Beatles on, ask your girlfriend who it is & she says 'Robbie Williams, babe'. (Y)

Let the spam, see the fritter...

Had the call from Sky Sports, I'll be covering the United/Everton game on the 22nd of next month... BOOM!!! #Fanzone

This ain't no 'Sunny but brisk' shit, it's genuinely warm! This is actually the warmest I've been since Malaysia!!!

Come at me, Bro...

That 'Proud and Prejudiced' Documentary on the EDL & Sayful Islam has made me a bit tense. Tommy Robinson expects people to take him, his movement and his confused ideology seriously, then acts like that? He's a bigger Quilt than I thought he was. As for the other side & people who hold primitive, 'extremist', Religious views on the whole, there's no place for your kind in the future. Vanish into the past & do it quietly please... The rest of humanity is busy concentrating on REAL progress. #...

Christian from Supercover Insurance has phoned me and told me he can get me a better deal on my Phone Insurance. Real nice Guy, but, has anyone used Supercover before? Reviews online aren't too healthy!

Wow! Has Clattenberg not helped L'pool out yet? He's leaving things a bit late int he? Stevie G will be livid.

What a day to get Roman at the House of Partiaitus with

On the march with Moyes' Army!!!

I overheard a convo about Whitney Houston & Amy Winehouse the other day. People were discussing how Heaven has so many great singers up there now. That made me think, if there is a Heaven, does tooting crack actually meet the entry requirements these days? This isn't some 'Frankie Boyle' terrible joke intended to offend btw, more a genuine thought of mine.

Happy 21st Birthday to Julie Partington...

The biggest game of the season within the Partington House today. North Vs South, Rich Vs Poor, Everton Vs Chelsea.

Where yer from mate? I'm from Stoke, mate

“I used to stick the ball in the net and bow three times to the kop. They never liked me doing that.” Dixie Dean.

Just opened the back-door with my feet. No jokes. Lad.

Fuck it. There's still one Solider left representing... Tommie Chuckie Spruce, let's do this.

Der der der, Victor Anichebe!

Snow IS coming DOWN!!!

The bizarre moment when you head into the living room & your Mum flicks on Sky Movies & says "Road Trip, Classic". Those Cockney's, gotta love 'em.

Just had a little kid with a Stoke scarf on run up & try to boot me in the shin whilst walking to work. He was about six. Even at the tender age of six Stoke fans are aggro.

He's our South African, he comes from down the way, what does he play? He plays the Pie-n-aar...Stevie, Stevie, Pie-n-arr, Pie-n-aar, Pie-n-aar, Stevie, Stevie, Pie-n-arr, Pie-n-aar, Pie-n-aar!!! Boss Night. 1878.

Anyone been to see Mission Impossible yet? Worth it?