Adam Partington

Highlight of the night, Fraser Pook's car breaking down. Other highlight was convincing local Malaysian Premier League Star Striker to swap Green Tea for Tequila. He did. He is now the Lee Sharp of Malaysian Football. Yes. Good Work Adam.

Call yerself a Football fan… Bet you don't know who Jaffar Khan is?

Jangan biarkan Andy Vosper. Saya need you to stay, saya will have to Kerja to hard bro! Hanya satu Andy Vospa la.

Andy Vosper (Sabah Business Man of the Year, 2009, 2010, 2011) "When I was younger I just wanted to set up a company and employ a load of tramps to work for me"...

13 days until I return to Mother England - "Whoomp! (There It Is)"

David Moyes on Victor Anichebe - "Victor has great potential. A lot of people in the USA seeing him for the first time will have said 'Wow, what a player'." Yep in the USA Dave, a country with renowned outstanding football knowledge…

in the inspirational worlds of Enland Captain Rio Ferdinand... "You've Been Merked!"