Adam Partington

Nice to see the institution of Liverpool FC having the game's best interests at heart, whinging about Spanish clubs having an advantage but then wanting the same advantage over the rest of the Premiership. What would Bill Shankly (a committed socialist) have said about this pioneering idea? Exactly why the rest of Football can't fucking stand you. Quilts

Unbelievable. The level of pollution in the world today is becoming intolerable. Just opened a can of Tuna to find it was full of oil and all the fish were dead. When is Greenpeace gonna sort shit out?

Hates the early stages of a Mouth Ulcer when you can't actually stop chewing the bastard!

Being realistic is the most commonly traveled road to mediocrity.

Jesus, jut read the BBC website. 17 mins gone and England are 0-6 down to the French. I'm confused, I thought we played Montenegro last night? Has Henry descended from retirement? John Terry must be having a right shitter at the back! Wait a minute, oh I see, it's that homoarotic game no one gives a fuck about....

Barack is right though, there is a hint of irony to think that most of us found out about the death of Steve Jobs via one of the systems he invented...

Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle." - Steve Jobs

Without sounding like a shit Bono, can any of my Malaysian Brothers or Sisters tell me where I can donate unwanted Clothes in KK?

Nothing like a good Kadazan Wedding in Kota Kinablu & a few Tigers to cheer you up after a derby day defeat. I love Asia.

Already been done by one bunch of Manc's. Hopefully Stoke won't make it two. Goooarrnn Stoke.

Mark Watson "I'd say your a better looking Boy than she's a better looking girl, Adam"

I see Westwood turned up to see my old Chums at St Mary's last night. There's £10 & a lotta love for the person who left him bleeding in several areas.

Be careful you don't lose yer chick when I Dance. CHHHOOOOOOONNNNNN

BBC News reckons 'Gadaffi might have slipped into Jordan'. Is there anyone that Katie Price won't fuck?

After two days I'm finally back in Kota. Wiped Out.

I'm starting to feel like Tom Hanks in 'The Terminal'.

Return Journey begins. Destination Malaysia in about 26 hours. Ouch.

Just had my last Full English for a very long time. Tears.

That cool Bastard Dermot rocking the Roll Neck.

Any of the Futera FC lads out in Luton?

Gutted I can't be at Goodison today...

Jesus of Nazareth, ever get the 'what was me thinkin' vibes?

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School kids scare the fuck outta me...

Loves the way my Dog can open the Door, unassisted. I know Humans that struggle to open Doors. Humans are shit. Save the Dogs.