Adam Partington

"Owww yea, that Carol Vorderman's a right sought" - My Grandad discussing the loveable middle aged chick from Countdown. Epic.

Beers with my Southern Pals & the Irishman today. Boom.

Can my Southern Friends tell me how how bad the snow is down there? Is it effecting the Trains?

R.I.P Christopher Hitchens. For someone who never uttered a single word to me in person, he had a phenomenal effect on my thinking. If you do anything today, google that man!!!

Yes, what you sayin Landon Donovan you little American Beaut!!!

Sammi Partington just picked up a Christmas Card that popped through our front door and said "Oh, it's probably from that Jesus Christ"... What she actually ment was 'It's from the local Church'. Unbelievable.

Looking forward to my outing with Scott Banks & Hannah Crossett later. I wonder which one of us will cause an extreme amount of embarrassment for Crossett first? Odds on Banko.

Christmas decorations are on their way up in the Partington Household. Obviously I'm on the Sofa whilst John Partington & Julie Partington do all the hard work. Standard.

Super Frank Lampard.

I've just found a copy of the Football Factory in my draw. The film of my youth. Tottenham away, lav it.

Moyes OUT Kean IN

Ace win for Futera FC this morning and the most exciting Football project on the Planet!

I'm growing seriously fucking tired of your negative tactics Mr. Moyes.

Mr. RVP, I'm awfully fragile this morning due to the 8 pints of Carling I consumed last night. Can I request that you and your Arsenal boys go easy on Everton today. Many thanks.

'Everybody in the Club Gettin' Tipsy' just appeared on my itunes. I have no idea where it came from but I just had a decent little rude boy bop in my make shift Office. BRAP!

Power to the People.

Eastenders is utter shit & Phill Mitchell's a Quilt.

Blackberry PIN: 286D145F

Stoke fans are amusing me on this fine Sunday afternoon & I'm yet to actually see a status update about the boys in red & white. Jesus, I didn't realise how much it ment to you to beat us at Goodison, first time in 30 years mind so we will let some shit slide.

"The best activities for your health are pumping and humping." - Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"You act like you've never seen a white person before. Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door ..." - The Real Slim Shady's words are quite relevant to where me & Mitch Freeley are at the moment

Boss Man Mark Watson has sanctioned a very rare day off tomorrow. So, it's Indonesia for me & Mitch Freeley then, £1.75 a pint on Batam Island. BOOM!

Well, thats a new one for Asia. Just been washing my hands in the Toilet and the Gentleman next to me proceeds to wash his miniature Penis in the sink. It was like a light switch. I should be angry but all I can feel is sorrow for the Man.

Has just had one of the most bizarre, ridiculous, hysterical, abnormal, fascinating & blagging days in Asia with Mark Watson so far. Jesus, the things we do in the name of work!!!

Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few. - Winston Churchill