Adam Partington

In Starbucks this morning I was told I speak English in an 'elegant & beautiful manner' by another Man. Either he has never spoken to an English Person before or he's a raving Homosexual. You decide.

Just asked Mark Watson how he would sum his life up in four words... Is response, 'awe inspiring for others'. This is what I have to work with. Day in, day out.

True Story: Just witnessed a Dragonfly glide straight into a wall.... What a divvy, they may look good but f**k me they're stupid. Bit like Page 3 Models I suppose.

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Situation has changed, coming back to England for the foreseeable = Xmas at home!!! :-)

Last EVER night in Sabah! Got some brilliant memories here & I've met some brilliant People. Sad to be leaving these Beautiful lands. However, 'Onwards & Upwards' as they say. Saya cintakan Sabah, BAGUS la!

Sixes & Sevens.

That pissed I actually just forgot how old I iz. Mitch Freeley had to correct me.

Just realised, my last Saturday night in Sabah with the Boys. A few Tigers will be sunk tonight I tell thee. How quick does 10 months go? Give us a win please Everton!

Glad I took those Malay lessons now after receiving intimidating calls from a Local. How's it my fault if his Chick digged my cute 'Jug' like Ears & gave me her Number, she forgot to mention she had Muhammad "I'm hard" Bruce Lee as a Boyfriend. All good though, that little Biznitch doesn't know I grew up on the Walton Estate, if he did he'd think twice.

Just been into the Kitchen, turned on the light & I swear I heard some rustling noise coming from the Bin. Normally that wouldn't matter but when you live in a Tropical Country that shit could be anything...

Mitch Freeley is dragging me out on a Work Night again...

Saying Goodbye to Noddles with Amelia Edward Dosuil, Micky Watson & Mitch Freeley before she starts her new life at the Kampong. Gutted we can't take her with us! Still, good job Mark Watson isn't here because he'd be crying like a little Bitch.

Seriously though, as a 90's kid I've witnessed United do that type of thing to Everton & others on many occasions. But to watch them roll over and stick their arse in the air like a Blue Square North Team was a bit of a head fuck.

THEY CALL HIM ROYSTON, ROYSTON DRENTHE!

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Showing Mitch Freeley the sights and sounds of Kota Kinabalu tonight!!!

Good luck to Stoke tonight, I would watch it and offer my support but that 3am KICK OFF time IS NOT Gangsta.

Those that are piping up about the poor Traveler/Gypsy's down at Dale Farm have obviously never been within a 3 meter proximity to one. Trust me, if you had you wouldn't give a toss if the Bizzies we're using Hand-Grenade's to clear the place.

Made of Stone.

James McFadden. I don't know whether to laugh or shoot myself in the Dick.

Nice Skype with John Partington today. As a boy I used to think by 22 I might actually have better Abs than him, at least better Arms. But no, he's back full-blown training again at the grand old age 50 and he looks a heavily tattooed Van Damme in Blood Sport. Exactly why I could never take girls home.

Who fancies Xmas & New Year in Asia with this Funk Soul Brother?

Watching Everton get done in a Malaysian Nightclub at 2am has its advantages & disadvantage, yer get me?

Some serious MALE multi-tasking going on in the Futera Office today.