Bill Posted January 9, 2009 Report Posted January 9, 2009 Not jokes as such, but these adverts made me chuckle............ FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound. FOUND... DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. WASHER AND DRIER £100. Must sell, joining nudist colony. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. Quote
MikeO Posted January 9, 2009 Report Posted January 9, 2009 Very good Bill. Reminds me of the old personal ad... "Bachelor with 40 acres of excellent land would like to make acquaintance of lady with tractor; matrimony in mind. Please send picture of tractor." ....real one apparently. From Indiana 50 odd years ago . Quote
Guest efctaxi Posted January 9, 2009 Report Posted January 9, 2009 Love the sneaky neighbours dog one Some more here : http://www.jayp.net/humor/classified.htm Quote
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