Jimmy the blue Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Proof That The World Is Nuts > > > > In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with > > animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual > > relations with a male animal is punishable by death. > > > > (Like THAT makes sense.) > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a > > woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking > > directly at them during the examination. He may only see > > their reflection in a mirror. > > > > (Do they look different reversed?) > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a > > corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of > > the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood > > at all times. > > > > (A brick?) > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is > > decapitation. > > > > (Much worse than 'going blind!') > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to > > travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay > > them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. > > Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for > > virgins to marry. > > > > (Let's just think for a minute; is there > > > > any job anywhere else in the world that even comes > > close to this?) > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to > > kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her > > bare hands. > > The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, > > may be killed in any manner desired. > > > > (Ah! Justice!) > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - > > but only in tropical fish stores. > > > > (But of course!) > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her > > husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be > > in the room to witness the act. > > > > (Makes one shudder at the thought.) > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ > > > > In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to > > have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. > > > > (I presume this was a big enough problem that they > > had to pass this law?) > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from > > vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be > > dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where > > alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the > > premises.' > > > > (Is this a great country or what? > > > > Well, not as great as Guam !) > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an > > hour. > > > > (Who volunteers for these tests?) > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 > > times its own weight and always falls over on its right side > > when intoxicated. > > > > (From drinking little bottles of???) > > > > (Did our government pay for this research??) > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > Butterflies taste with their feet. > > > > (Ah, geez.) > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. > > > > (I know some people like that.) > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > Starfish don't have brains. > > > > (I know some people like that, too.) > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > And, the best for last? > > > > Turtles can breathe through their butts. > > > > > > > > (And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!) > > > > Thank you all for reading this, if you need to reach > > me in the future I will be in Guam!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dark Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Proof That The World Is Nuts > > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. > > > > (I know some people like that.) > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > Starfish don't have brains. > > > > (I know some people like that, too.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFCfanatic Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Haha gr8 post!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporting4ever Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 > > Thank you all for reading this, if you need to reach> > me in the future I will be in Guam!! yeah, I'm getting my ticket too. That's a job I can see myself building a career on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 yeah, I'm getting my ticket too. That's a job I can see myself building a career on. You'll need a good CV....I fear there will be stiff competition . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest efctaxi Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 It doesn't say if the virgins are female Let me know how it works out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zequist Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Can't think of many men who'd turn that job down. Too bad for them it isn't true. The Maryland one, on the other hand, is true. In fact, compared to some laws still on the books in this state, that one is pretty normal. Here are some more of them: http://www.robinsweb.com/maryland/maryland...ngest_laws.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest efctaxi Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Prophylactics - Know the word and you'll never be scared to walk into a chemist again 2 packs of King size Prophylactics please love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zequist Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 LOL Reminds me of the bit in the original Leisure Suit Larry game for the computer where you had to go buy a rubber at the chemist. The guy at the counter is like every first-time buyer's worst nightmare. First he makes you go through this whole long list of questions about what kind of "lubber" you want - like he makes you pick a color, a texture ("libbed, or smooth?"), a size, even a flavor - and then promptly yells out your choices for every customer in the store to hear! Out of all the computer games I've played, that is still one of the funniest scenes ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporting4ever Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 You'll need a good CV....I fear there will be stiff competition . The real question is how long can the sitff competition last... But I can see myself with a decent daily average It doesn't say if the virgins are female Let me know how it works out I can't imagine why a dude would need "that" virginity taken out before marrying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy the blue Posted February 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Prophylactics - Know the word and you'll never be scared to walk into a chemist again 2 packs of King size Prophylactics please love I thought they were true Oldham Athletic supporters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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