Mac Posted June 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Just lunatics and prisoners barred from voting now Fishman. I know a lot of women who belong to the former group. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Just lunatics and prisoners barred from voting now Fishman. I know a lot of women who belong to the former group. ATB Mac 32600[/snapback] Not looking forward to Claire logging on, i'l get destroyed for that lil comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted June 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 A grilling from Claire is the least we deserve, as long as she doesn't mind a roasting in return. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 A grilling from Claire is the least we deserve, as long as she doesn't mind a roasting in return. ATB Mac 32608[/snapback] This from the man who claims to be protective of her like a dad, you should be ashamed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Can i not leave you lot alone for five minutes without me being talked about in a dodgy way. Thanks Mac for the info thats what Im studying next year in my History degree. As for the rest of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 This time i am free of being shouted at. What are you thanking Mac for, di you not see what he wrote? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 This time i am free of being shouted at. What are you thanking Mac for, di you not see what he wrote? 32705[/snapback] I wasnt shouting at you As for mac, tara can deal with him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 I wasnt shouting at you As for mac, tara can deal with him 32709[/snapback] It makes a change doesnt it. It feels strange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted June 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 I wasnt shouting at you As for mac, tara can deal with him 32709[/snapback] That is possibly the worst thing that could happen to me Claire, sorry about the inappropriate remark, I couldn't help myself. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Apology accepted And Mark Im not used to you behaving ive gone into shock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Apology accepted And Mark Im not used to you behaving ive gone into shock 32713[/snapback] Maybe ive turned over a new leaf.....but then again maybe i havnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Maybe ive turned over a new leaf.....but then again maybe i havnt 32715[/snapback] Thats too much to hope for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adams Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Nice one Chronic Top 10(ish) Rules for your other half: These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem . See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one . 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done, Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really . 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But men really don't mind that. It's like camping. 32555[/snapback] haha Quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 They were good and very very true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 They did make me laugh but it wont stop me ruling my men with a rod of iron! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Romey 1878 Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 They did make me laugh but it wont stop me ruling my men with a rod of iron! 32740[/snapback] Just watch where you're sticking that rod of iron please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Just watch where you're sticking that rod of iron please 32750[/snapback] Yes sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Yes sir! 32752[/snapback] Thats the way it should be, keep it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted June 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Thats the way it should be, keep it up 32755[/snapback] Mark, I don't know if you are brave or daft, perhaps a bit of both?. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Im going to say brave but im not sure if thats how i feel right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted June 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Good on you Mark, stick to that and if it all goes pear-shaped, claim ignorance, it works for me. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 I'll bear that in mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adams Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tara Mac Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Good on you Mark, stick to that and if it all goes pear-shaped, claim ignorance, it works for me. ATB Mac 32759[/snapback] It only works when I let it. T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 It only works when I let it. T 32946[/snapback] I wouldnt expect it to be any different Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted June 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 (edited) Countries with the heaviest smokers....... National average annual fag consumption per smoker. 1) Iraq 5,751 2) Belgium 5,300 3) Australia 4,951 4) Hungary 4,949 5) USA 4,938 6) Greece 4,877 7) Switzerland 4,618 8) Poland 4,504 9) Singapore 4,250 10) Japan 4,126 (UK 3,706) That's for you Licker. ATB Mac Edited June 24, 2006 by Mac 1970 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adams Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 i fought uk would be somewer near the top Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 i fought uk would be somewer near the top 32990[/snapback] Me too, i was quite shocked to read that tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted June 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Struggling to find decent ones, but here we go............. Most popular kids names in 2005, girls then boys. 1) Chloe, Jack 2) Emily, Thomas 3) Megan, James 4) Charlotte, Joshua 5) Jessica, Daniel 6) Lauren, Harry 7) Sophie, Samuel 8) Olivia, Joseph 9) Hannah, Mathew 10) Lucy, Callum ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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