scouse Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labour. * I work at great depths. * I plunge headfirst into everything I do. * I do not get weekends or public holidays off. * I work in a damp environment. * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. * I work in high temperatures. * My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear P. Niss, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work 8 hours straight * You fall asleep after brief work periods * You do not always follow the orders of the management team * You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations * You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift * You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing * You will retire well before you are 65 * You are unable to work double shifts * You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed your assigned task * And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags Sincerely, V. Gina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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