Mogsy Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 John Terry is going to his daughter's sports day this week.He's wearing his full PE kit in case she wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1878dom Posted May 26, 2012 Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 England v Norway Tonight,exactly like the Merseyside derby then.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcus jones Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Gerrard and Carragher are currently writing their autobiography's about their time at the Anfield club, at the moment there's no title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 why did the frog take the bus to work? 'Cos his car got toad..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 what do you call a woman with 1 leg? Eileen. what do you call a chinese woman with 1 leg? Irene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 What is black and white and red all over? A nun chewing razor blades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirallas Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 (edited) What is green and turns red when you step on it? A frog. Edited August 22, 2012 by Mirallas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcus jones Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Was in a night club last night and this really ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said "give me your phone number sexy". I said have you got a pen?" She smiled and said "yes". I said "well fuck off back to it before the farmer notices you're missing". Lowensda and marcopaulo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Was in a night club last night and this really ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said "give me your phone number sexy". I said have you got a pen?" She smiled and said "yes". I said "well fuck off back to it before the farmer notices you're missing". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 a Man went to an Indian restaurant, and asked the waiter for the hottest curry they had - a Prehistoric Vindaloo. Afterwards, the guy said - 'Fucking hell, That was hot!, why do you call it a prehistoric vindaloo?' 'Because' said the waiter, 'in the morning, you'll wake up with a mega sore ass' Three daughters all got married on the same day, and that night, their parents listened outside their bedroom doors. They heard the first daughter laughing, the second crying, but the third one made no noise at all. The next morning, their mother asked them all to explain. 'well' said the first, 'You always told me to laugh when something tickled' 'Well' said the second, 'You always told me to cry if something hurt' 'well', said the third, 'You always told me not to talk with my mouth full' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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