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Mrs Ferdinand walks into Tesco with her two kids Rio and Anton. The Tesco greeter asks, "Are they twins?"


The ugly woman says, "No, he's 11 and he's 4. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"


"No," replies the greeter. "I just can’t believe you got laid twice."

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