GoldfishMemory Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 A man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it." The woman is intrigued and asks, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!" The man taps on the face of the watch and explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomness Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 wasnt that a james bond joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 That ones a good'un Goldy, you're back to your best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 thats a goodin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adams Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Nice mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 Yeah a James Bond joke i remember it well even tried it myself only to be told my watch was defo broke!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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