GoldfishMemory Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors. "Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag. "Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days." The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results. "What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag. I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor. "No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag. "Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor. "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!" "Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug user asked the doctor. "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!" "Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor. "NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!" "Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?" "NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag. "Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor "Your mother must have been a carrier!" I'll get my coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 heard that once. and didnt laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Never heard that one and I laughed like a drain. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Well I thought it was a good one, not the best but it still got a laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted December 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 I thought it was piss poor but shared it all the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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