Noel Edmonds

Wtf is that fella on about, i feel slightly thicker for having read that. But am sure he knows all the details and has all the experience and expertise of Mr Wyness and co, ahem. As Cracca says this is an ignorant article which is labelling people for having an opinion, its none of his business who votes yes and who votes no and to call some thicker than shit for their thoughts is sheer stupidity. Not many clubs could end up with a brand new stadium, profit on their old ground and extra transfer funds each year when moving and we have the chance for it, if ur not moving forward your standing still and dynamic is the name of the game thesedays.

Quality signing. Could be a real coup, swiss captain and played for milan so can't be too shabby. Great addition to the squad, but it does make me wonder why we'v announced it before we'v actually signed the guy. Could be to appease the fans or maybe its acting as a smoke screen for a different, bigger signing but that could just be me being too optimistic...

Would be absolutely fantastic, if this fella wont cut it in the prem then i'l eat my hat. Type of player we need to bring in to firstly progress, and to extend our european campaign. Av read he likes to be the bigger fish in a 'small' pond so we cud be in with a real chance for him ahead of the big 4. Ad also win a 10er so come on moyesy.

Smith? Deal, has to be number one striking priority. Defoe is too similar to aj and nugents price is pathetically high. If he really wants to play for us he can wait 6 months. Would jump at the chance for baptista and/or manny, both have what we need to progress. Dyer? 8 mil? your surely havin a laugh, he was alrite a few years ago but how can some1s price inflate when hes hhardly played and accomplished nothing for years. Still feel our left side needs addressing, richardson for the prices mentioned wud be a great buy and Quedrue would also be fantastic as left back, good defender and quality on the ball. This post will also be broadcast on E4s Noel Edmonds' punt of the day, 2mrw at 3am

vastly overpriced for his ability can cross a ball but what would be the point if your gonna be givin away the one striker who can get his head on crosses, aj aint exactly gonna dominate in the air. If your gonna pay 10m for a boro player, make it yakubu. No deal for me.

If W Ham are really prepared to pay £20m for AJ then I'd definately take it. It is a huge amount of money and would almost certainly eclipse any transfer funds we currently have. Yes AJ is a good player and has been in good form this season but 20m could buy you a hell of a lot better. If he (or his mrs) really is homesick then i wouldn't begrudge seeing him go for nearly 150% profit in 12 months! Its good business. You can say we shouldn't be selling our better players but everybody has their price, if stupid amounts of money come up you've seriously gotta look at taking them for the benefit of improving the squad on a whole. The only player indispensable to us imo, is Mikel.

Reyes is quality quality quality. Left peg and a half on him. Wud also take barton and ferdinand

I like him tbh, reminds me a little of arteta the way he can ghost past players. But he obviously ain't up to mikels level. Wudda signed him 4 or 5 seasons back from tranmere, seems a player who can make something outta nothin which we need. Deal or No Deal? Deal i'd say, but 4m is a little steep

Well lets see whats inside... Its charles n'zogbia. Congratulations. Na in all seriousness i think winger is main priority we'v lacked width so much since the kanchelkis days. Decent left mid and left back link up and we'd be up there nxt year

This season hes either been behind duff or injured. Not sayin hes awesome or anythin but only 20, had a blindin season 05/06 and well within our budget. And has something our squad just doesnt have, a left foot. Banker's offer of around 2.5m then its a deal

Barton. Deal or no deal? Deal for me, wud fill dmc gap nicely Fernandes. Deal or no deal? Deal. Essential if we can get him for 8m or less Baines. Deal or no deal? Deal. Good young full back, been a problem area for us. Nugent. Deal or no deal? No deal for me, too high a price to pay for some1 whos got 12 months to run on his contract and isn't even one of the top scorers in the championship. Granted hes had injuries but 15 goals aint a gr8 return for an apparent '10 million pound player'. Striker position doesnt need addressin as much, cos if we get a quality winger ad keep beats as he prefers that sorta service. When talkin about wingers ad look at N'zogbia whos unsettled at newcastle, good young player. Same for Bouazza, quality left peg on him. Neither wud cost the world.

Darren bent for me, lovin his off the ball runnin and intelligence. Gave our defence a bit of a time last month

Agreed. Viduka is one of most talented strikers in prem, is jus let down by his fitness nowadays. Also, talking of frees. J'lloyd Samuel, half decent, young and wud be good cover for both full back positions.

2 guys broke your bike with a crowbar and bat, one of them wasnt me. top draw scrubsage

i second that. El gameo for el presidente!

I find the term 'tard' both politically incorrect and grossly offensive. If we only have 'tards' on the show then you woulda been the star of the pilot episode. Boo Ya! (P.S. Mr Blobby is in fact an out of work leprechaun on stilts)

Hello good fellows. Just posting a lil intro as it seems to be the fashion. My name is Noel, i'm a popular tv personality and enjoy swimming, cycling, long walks on the beach and phoning my banker. You may recognise me from such programs as House Party, Saturday night live, bill oddies wild west and the ever popular deal or no deal. Everton 4 Life. Holla. Shout out to my boy CraccerC aka Noel Fieldings love child