Ian

http://borntobeblue.co.uk/index.php?option...d=874&Itemid=84 i remember him against us, he played really well untill unsworth kicked him hard, he had to go off.....good old ryhno we could do with a striker and he seems hungry for first team football. Charlton and Villa both had him on loan though so he would probably be more eagerto join one of them. Good player though (we could give them beattie part exchange )

http://bluekipper.com/fishy/in_jan_06/in_jan06.htm#rk if we could get him, if then two million pound would be a steal and a half, as bluerob said this will also alert newcastle and all the other middle table teams.....bastards

wer gonna win i telz ya COYB!

yeah i think i would brave havin to be top of the table everyweek

no hes after ally mc'coist, he seen him on 'the match' and think he will save a few quid

agree

excatly COYB

he has man boobs...thats another one

i hate him anyway, the big jessie

Wednesday Puke Young is total pants and he plays for a nothing team I've never even heard of but he played the most important position in football (right-back) for the second best team in the world ever tonight. I had a little bit of sick watching him at Old Trafford, but at least he didn't get to play with David. I hate it when anyone else plays with David. He was really, really rubbish against Poland and doesn't even have a moustache. I will get back in the team easily and Puke Young will not go to the World Cup. If he does, I shall go on international strike and then Sir will be happy and like me as much as Paul Scholes and that means he'll never, ever, ever make me sit on the bench with Sweary Tim. I did cry a little bit when I watched Puke Young, but not as much as Silly Billy Philly, who didn't play even though England needed a defensive midfielder, a left-back and, most importantly, a right-back. That will teach him for joining N-Everton (ha ha). Thursday Puke Young got 7s and 8s out of ten in the newspapers for his England 'performance'! I would have given him 2. Here are Manchester United legend Gary Neville's own marks out of ten... Paul Robinson: 4 (Well protected by Rio. Edwin would have saved the goal) Puke Young: 2 (Really, really rubbish. England missed the brilliant Gary Neville) Rio Ferdinand: 10 (Brilliant) John Terry: 4 (Okay) Jamie Carragher: 3 (Scouse) Shaun Wrong-Phillips: 2 (Not as good as David) Ledley King: 4 (Didn't really notice him) Frank Lampost: 3 (Set-pieces rubbish without David) Joe Cole: 4 (Okay. Can't grow moustache) Wayne Rooney: 10 (Fantastic) Michael Owen: 5 (Okay) Substitutes Peter Crouch: 2 (Tall) Alan Smith: 9 (Brilliant two minutes) Jermaine Jenas: 2 (Didn't notice him) I gave the paper boy a Chinese burn. Friday "Gary Neville is the established right-back but we would all like to think Luke's performances have given the manager a decision to make." WHAAAAAAAAAAAT? Who is Alan Curbishley anyway? I told mum what that boy said and she said I had to calm down or there'd be no Angel Delight after tea. I chased her around the kitchen appealing the decision (slowly, I'm still injured) and now she's going to ring his mum. Called Sir 12 times today and said Manchester United should play with a back three tomorrow against some rubbish team as nobody can replace me at right-back. It would be better to play with ten men. I hope he listens to his answer machine - he never answers on the number he gave me. Saturday Not fair, not fair, not fair - Sir played a 'right-back' and I saw him put his arm around his shoulder before the game. I bet he even let him put the cones out and wash the bibs. And I bet he didn't even crochet him a doily with his initials (SAF). Or pretend Darren Fletcher is good. Silly Billy Philly Bardsley was really, really rubbish though. It was his fault that other team scored a goal and it was his fault that we only scored three. I nearly did a sex wee every time he did a bad pass, but mum says I have to stop ruining my undiepants. Sunday I went to see that Bardsley boy to tell him who is the right-back at the best team in the world ever and that he will end up at N-Everton with that other Silly Billy Philly if he tries to take my place or I see him outside Sir's house at night. N-Everton are bottom of the league - ha ha ha ha ha ha - I ring up Phil every day to tell him and send him text messages (U R BTTM - HA HA HA) and e-mails and I shout it at his house sometimes. His wife tells me to go away, but everyone knows girls know nothing about football. And they smell. Monday Told Sir that I should play against Lille but he says I should think of Manchester United and rest my groin. He obviously doesn't know how I injured my groin... http://www.football365.com/features/fun_fe...ry_166074.shtml

i no

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051018/ap_en_...vester_stallone mans a legend

Its ok, rio is gonna help him out as a character witness " Just tell them you forgot she said no!"

i think i knew 3 without guessing, nearly all of them where before my time

http://www.toffeeweb.com/season/05-06/comm.../056-traill.asp good little article that, highlights are lack of depth ( i know we all ready knew that but it just makes you think even more!!)

no but i hope to fuckin god its not true

buggers

prity boy like him, dred to think couldnt happen to a nicer gobshite

i dont think he'll have a choice

i said it was him ages ago, i hate that horrible twit

it wont let me edit my 'fred geary' name....it never used to, then it did, then the forum went down and now im fred instear of earl barret! oh well, worst things could happen, we could be bottom of the premiership

been in ours for a week now, just opened it before...some nice gear in there, made me laugh to see a tropy with Everton on it...wishful thinkin any one seen it? rachell unnit is in it...nuff sed

not yet mate, will be friday though

1-0 to the toffees the big man....think his man utd performance will be repeated....COYB!!! come on Everton...these are shite!!