MikeO Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 I see the cycling Tour of Britain is finishing in Liverpool next Sunday, a few Olympic medallists in it. It's going past the end of my road at about 11.00 tomorrow morning....I'm busy today setting up my drive in anabolic steroid pit stop shop© . Gonna be minted come lunchtime . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Looking forward to it I quite enjoy watching the cycling. The furthest I've been on my bike is New Brighton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy the blue Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 I see the cycling Tour of Britain is finishing in Liverpool next Sunday, a few Olympic medallists in it. It's going past the end of my road at about 11.00 tomorrow morning....I'm busy today setting up my drive in anabolic steroid pit stop shop© . Gonna be minted come lunchtime . Will you be pedaling them Mike I'll leave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted September 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Will you be pedaling them Mike I'll leave Quality Jim....we get into some serious pun exchanges from time to time on here.....shows great promise ! On a side note I just realised that it's actually Tuesday it goes past me, good job I noticed....I'd have looked pretty daft standing by the side of the road tomorrow with a suitcase full of syringes and no customers ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Mike, I guess by the time they get to you they'll be feeling very"tyred" But there's always a bit of "needle" in that race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted September 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Good points Bill, was going to say something similar but I didn't want to be saddled with the accusation that I'd spoken too soon . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy the blue Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Good points Bill, was going to say something similar but I didn't want to be saddled with the accusation that I'd spoken too soon . Put your drugs into a liquidiser Mike and blitz them with milk, they'll lap them up. If you do that it will stop them from being needled, I'm just getting to the point mate. If you get shut of a lot then you'll become a big wheel, rather than a small cog. God this is the gear, will someone else do a turn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Think you've used them all up Jimmy. I'm sorry i spoke. cos the pressure is on me now and i think i might blow a valve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy the blue Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Think you've used them all up Jimmy. I'm sorry i spoke. cos the pressure is on me now and i think i might blow a valve Don't get so pumped up, watch that inflation you don't want to fall flat. That should put a dust cap on it Licker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 I dont want to be the one to brake the chain but i think this will be my last post, theres not much more i can link to the subject. Maybe i should call this my finishing post Do i get the Yellow Jersey. ? PS... Jim, call me Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy the blue Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 I dont want to be the one to brake the chain but i think this will be my last post, theres not much more i can link to the subject. Maybe i should call this my finishing post PS... Jim, call me Bill. I think you just crossed the line with that lot Bill, it left me feeling flat. I won't pump you up amy more so I'm on my bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted September 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 There was going to be an auction of cycling memorabilia before the start but there was a problem because some anique handlebars got accidentally bent. They were due to be the first item sold so there was a slight delay so they could reshape lot one . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted September 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Impressive sight, even though they were late (and I got in position early so as not to miss them ) so I was bloody cold when they turned up. Twelve man breakaway when they came past me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse11 Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 There was going to be an auction of cycling memorabilia before the start but there was a problem because some anique handlebars got accidentally bent. They were due to be the first item sold so there was a slight delay so they could reshape lot one . Haha that is quality, actually thought your story was true until the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted September 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Digging this up they just came through my village for the third year in a row . Leaders of a breakaway pack of nine (which includes Bradley Wiggins).... Then the peleton seven minutes back with Columbia on the front as they've got yellow and no-one in the breakaway... No puns please . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 don't worry i can't wheely think of any Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted September 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 don't worry i can't wheely think of any Now you've made me cross...barring you is an option. Sorry . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 these puns are tyre-in already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Yesterday I rode my bike twice, I guess that makes me a recycler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 ten wins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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