efcgenius Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Please feel free to slap me upside the head if it is Q. On BBC football prem table, it always show dotted lines above and below 5th spot, does anyone know why? Relegation zone is an obvious one and also top 4 being in the champions league, but why is there one below 5th spot PS. Hope you all had a good Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 5th is the automatic UEFA Cup/Europa Cup spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Talking about Daft questions, heres a few................................... Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why is it called a Blow job. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holystove Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Does killing time damage eternity? How do you write zero in roman numerals? If Barbie is so popular then why do you have to buy all of her friends? If you take an oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disorientated? Is there another word for synonym? How is it possible to have a civil war? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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