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Freddie Mercury was called in to to see God. God says to him, Freddie, you weren't such a bad chap and I rather liked your music, so I am going to give you a second life on earth.

Who would you like to be?

Freddie thought for a moment and said I want to be a Liverpool goalkeeper. God asks why and Freddie replies...

I'll have 10 arseholes in front of me, 40,000 pricks behind me and I won't be able to catch anything. :)

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