Matt Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 I met a fairy who granted me one wish. "I want to live for ever", I said. "Sorry", said the fairy, but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish. "Fine", I said, "Then I want to die when England win the World Cup. "You crafty bastard!" said the fairy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holystove Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 That's pretty good . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beard Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 I met a fairy who granted me one wish. "I want to live for ever", I said. "Sorry", said the fairy, but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish. "Fine", I said, "Then I want to die when England win the World Cup. "You crafty bastard!" said the fairy. Change England to Liverpool and World Cup to Premiership, then text to all your red mates and await their witty responses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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