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A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine."

"Have you ever worked for the public service before?"

"Yes, I was in the army" he says, "in Iraq for two tours."


Then the interviewer asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The bloke says, "Yes – a mine exploded near me when I was there and I lost both of my testicles".


The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. i know enough about you now to take you on right away.

Our normal hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm, but you can start tomorrow at 10.00am.

And carry on starting at 10.00am every day."


The bloke is puzzled "If the work hours are from 8.00am to

4.00pm, why don't you want me here until 10.00am? I'm not looking for

any special treatment you know ... "


"What you have to understand is that this is a council job," says the

interviewer, then continues,



"For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and

scratching our bollocks. There's no point in you coming in for that."

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