iggy Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 A redneck family from the boondocks was visiting the city and they were in a shopping mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?" The father (never having seen a lift) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Boy..................go git cha Momma..............." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Keep em commin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Half way through reading it could work out what the punch line was like but still thought it was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Your jokes have been quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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