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All this talk of underrated players/ best players etc, has given me a flashback of my childhood where they used to have fantasy teams on teletext every Sunday. I once had my team on in the early 90s... it was 'Underrated XI' and I remember I had Hinchcliffe and Parkinson in there (it wasn't purely made up of EFC players!) You could have an XI for anything e.g. Best Prem XI or something like Ugly XI... I think it could make for an interesting/potentially funny thread.

 

I'll start with a pretty uncreative one but something to get us started...

 

C1982's Premiership XI

 

Lloris

Zabeleta Kompany Vertonghan Baines

Ramires Yaya Toure

Aguero Ozil Rooney

van Persie

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I participated on something like this years back, where someone had an idea to create a 'big nose XI' and you'd see names like Rush, Phil Thompson, Le Tissier and Ruud Gullit for example. After a while, it was too awkward to complete as they couldn't find enough big nosed players to finalize their ideas.

 

in actual fact, on the back of the recent halloween theme XI, you could feasibly create one here with 'players that resemble halloween, or are a fucking horror to look at, or however you want to classify it as. Names such as Martin Keown, Dirk Kuyt and Luke Chadwick for example, and so on.

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First off, this is just a bit of fun. I have plenty of compassion for those with deformities, those who suffer from smoking and anyone on these teams who is dead now (Socrates) or retired. Some players oot of position but it's just a giggle.

 

 

Weirdest looking head XI

 

 

---------------- Ogrizovic-----------

Reiziger Kompany Pepe---A Berezutski

-------------Modric ---Rooney-------------

--Gervinho-- Ronaldinho ---Ribery

-------------------Tevez--------------------

 

Some Subs:

 

Rio (duck face)

Ramos (neigh, neigh)

Bale (Planet of the Apes looking fucker)

Davie Dodds (doesn't make the starting team because of lesser ability, because his head more than qualifies)

Beardsley

Pantilimon

 

 

Smokers XI

 

 

Coentrao at RB to accommodate both he and Cole, Maradona as false 9

 

-------------------------------------Buffon---------------------------------

--------Coentrao---------Jackie Charlton----Nesta -----------A Cole

---------------------Gerson--- Zidane---Socrates--------------------

--------------------Platini------Maradona------Cruyff----------

 

 

Subs:

 

Matthews

Rooney

Wilshere

Berbatov

Vialli

Barthez

 

 

Controversy with Rudolph/hated by Rudolph XI – old school 235 formation

 

----------------------------------------------Bosnich--------------------------------

----------------------------------------Stam-----------Heinze---------------------------------

------------------------------ -Keane --Gerrard---Hargreaves----------------

--------Beckham-----Van Nistelrooy ----Inzaghi------Tevez---------Shelvey------------------

 

Subs:

 

 

Djemba...

...Djemba

Magnier

McManus

Martin Edwards

Victoria Beckham

 

If there's an injury crisis then clone Gerrard seeing as his mental fanboys think he can play every position on the park to all-time great standard.

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As I say, it was just for a laugh.

 

Strange to pick out Ogrizovic - I'd have thought that Modric would have been the guy in that team with the most normal looking head.

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Premier League XI:

 

---------------------Cech---------------------

Zabaleta-Kompany-Vertonghen-Baines

--------------Yaya-------Carrick------------

----Suarez---------Ozil------------Silva----

------------------van Persie------------------

 

Subs: de Gea, Agger, Ivanovic, Arteta, Cazorla, Mata, Aguero

 

 

 

Under-rated Premier League XI:

 

------------------de Gea-----------------
Coleman-Mertesacker-Evans-Clyne
Larsson--Arteta---Delph--Pilkington
-----------Giroud-------Remy-----------
Subs: Krul, Vlaar, Azpilicueta, Schneiderlin, Gibson, Agbonlahor, Andy Carroll
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Under-rated Premier League XI:

 

------------------de Gea-----------------
Coleman-Mertesacker-Evans-Clyne
Larsson--Arteta---Delph--Pilkington
-----------Giroud-------Remy-----------
Subs: Krul, Vlaar, Azpilicueta, Schneiderlin, Gibson, Agbonlahor, Andy Carroll

 

 

Nice team, agree with many. I'd try and get Weimann and Sessegnon in there too I think. Actually, in terms of the latter, West Brom have a few underrated players imo.

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