GoldfishMemory Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Nice one Goldy, you are definitely getting back to your best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 A return to form for the Fishman. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 I like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEWOLF Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Oh yes GOOD ONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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