MikeO Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle. Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year. On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers. She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply. "They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. "The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex." advertisementBoth witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police. Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month. He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however. Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993. :lol: How please??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-Pat-Sefton Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle. He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however. Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993. Not the first person to have sex with the Town Bike As for the other bloke, He was just sick of women treating him badly and for a change wanted somebody that he could walk all over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiemaher85 Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993. Possibly the funniest sentance ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Ill second that sentnce motion jamie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sickboy Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Oh come on, who hasn't had a beer & tried to shag their driveway on the way home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maghull70 Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Not the first person to have sex with the Town Bike As for the other bloke, He was just sick of women treating him badly and for a change wanted somebody that he could walk all over. Maybe the man who shagged the bike was a PEDALPHILE (sorry, that was bad). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted October 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Oh come on, who hasn't had a beer & tried to shag their driveway on the way home. Was always a grass verge man myself....but each to his own . I tried to chat up a bike once, but she said she was spoken for . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Had similar issues but I soon Tyred of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 >>>>LINK<<<< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillaGTiR Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 hahahah nice find Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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