Bill Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a Small village and sees a local farmer sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He thinks he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welsh farmer 'Hi there, mind if I talk to your dog?' Farmer: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid tourist.' Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going?' Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.' Farmer: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: 'Is this farmer your owner?' (pointing at the farmer) Dog: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.' Farmer: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?' Farmer: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either. . . least I don't think he does.' Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?' Horse: 'Cool' Farmer: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager) Horse: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the elements.' Farmer: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?' Farmer: (in a panic) The sheep's a bloody liar ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 fantastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 Nice one, Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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