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An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a Small village and sees a local farmer sitting on his veranda patting his dog.


He thinks he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welsh farmer 'Hi there, mind if I talk to your dog?'


Farmer: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid tourist.'


Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going?'


Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'


Farmer: (look of extreme shock)


Ventriloquist: 'Is this farmer your owner?' (pointing at the farmer)


Dog: 'Yep'


Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'


Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'


Farmer: (look of utter disbelief)


Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'


Farmer: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either. . . least I don't think he does.'


Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'


Horse: 'Cool'


Farmer: (absolutely dumbfounded)


Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)


Horse: 'Yep'


Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?


Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the elements.'


Farmer: (total look of amazement)


Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'


Farmer: (in a panic) The sheep's a bloody liar !

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