Women

[Guest Nikica]

Is it just me or are the vast majority of them annoying as fuck? Vacuous tarts who are more interested in celebrity magazines and their appearance than anything that really matters?

 

If it wasn't for the hole between their legs would any of us even talk to them?

 

I doubt I will be labeled a misogynist on a 99% male forum.

[SimonButtle]

No, i have to say i agree with 100% of that, i find the majority of them boring as fuck.

[MikeO]

Is it just me or are the vast majority of them annoying as fuck? Vacuous tarts who are more interested in celebrity magazines and their appearance than anything that really matters?

 

If it wasn't for the hole between their legs would any of us even talk to them?

 

I doubt I will be labeled a misogynist on a 99% male forum.

 

You can talk to them ?

[Guest Nikica]

 

You can talk to them ?

 

Yeah, but I wouldn't recommend it for the most part.

[Guest Nikica]

No, i have to say i agree with 100% of that, i find the majority of them boring as fuck.

 

Aye, there's something wrong with them, seriously. Many of them seem to hate men too.

[Ian C]

Is it just me or are the vast majority of them annoying as fuck? Vacuous tarts who are more interested in celebrity magazines and their appearance than anything that really matters?

 

If it wasn't for the hole between their legs would any of us even talk to them?

 

I doubt I will be labeled a misogynist on a 99% male forum.

 

Nope, you're a misogynist.

 

 

 

Aye, there's something wrong with them, seriously. Many of them seem to hate men too.

 

And, after making a thread about how you hate women, clearly unable to recognise irony either.

[Zoo]

If you find the right one then there are no problems. I'd say 75% of the ones out there at the moment are tools though. It seems to be fashionable to be stupid & slutty.

[Kohen]

Just be gay Nikica, problem solved!

[Guest Nikica]

 

Nope, you're a misogynist.

 

 

 

 

And, after making a thread about how you hate women, clearly unable to recognise irony either.

 

 

Actually, my hatred of women is mainly a response to their hatred of men.

 

I'm not sure I should really be taking advice from someone who calls the unemployed 'spongers' while glorifying the monarchy. How's that for recognising irony? You fucking clueless bell.

Edited August 4, 2013 by Nikica

[Guest Nikica]

That ignorant, moronic post of yours in the monarchy thread was one of the biggest car-wrecks I have ever seen in my life Practically every point was pure unadulterated bollocks, which is some accomplishment.

 

Do you read the Daily Mail perchance? Don't get cheeky with me when your arguments have more holes than an Amsterdam brothel, ya jumped up wee prick.

Edited August 4, 2013 by Nikica

[Zoo]

Edit function Nikica .

[Guest Nikica]

I enjoy making multiple posts. It should be clear that I'm aware of the edit facility given that underneath both posts above it says 'edited by Nikica...' and they were both edited before you posted.

Edited August 4, 2013 by Nikica

[Avinalaff]

Hmmm ..........

 

Probably not the best opening post I've ever read, in terms of tact, even if I can laugh at the concept. Sometimes we are engrossed in our discussion and don't always see the shadow that is the ... by your own words ... "Vacuous tarts" ... stood behind us, so for the benefit of my own safety, I hereby declare total none agreement with any anti-women comments in this thread.

 

Being the proud father of such 'Vacuous tarts' too (not my own opinion dear ) I have to be doubly careful, but gladly I can now read the thread knowing that I am above such degradation of the opposite sex.

 

Let's possibly compare the average day of both sexes.

 

Women:

 

Wake up in the morning (and during the night if feeding young ones).

Walk past the mirror and notice how much they sacrificed their perfect bodies to have 'our' children.

Wake the kids up / wash the kids / feed the kids / take the kids to school etc etc

Upon return, wash the dishes, hoover, sort out any dirty clothes, clean house.

Feed pets.

Peg washing out.

Dry dishes, and put away dishes.

Iron everybody's clothes, and hang said clothes in wardrobes.

Go to supermarket and buy food and household items.

Pay the bills etc while out.

Get home and put away said items.

Go out again and pick kids up.

Come home and feed kids.

Prepare food for evening meal.

Cook said evening meal.

Wash dishes from evening meal.

Feed pets again.

Have a quick shower or bath so they smell nice 'for us'.

Do their hair and make up so they look pretty 'for us'.

Put on something nice so they look pretty 'for us'.

Put kids to bed.

Put tv on.

Fall asleep exhausted.

Not to mention holding down their own jobs.

 

Men:

 

Wake up with erection

Admire said erection

Fondle said erection

Fart

Get up and go for piss

Walk down bollock naked and ask woman if they have clean socks.

Sip from brew prepared ready by woman

Open fridge

Close fridge because too lazy to eat and wait for woman to cook

Get dressed in nice ironed clothes

Go to pub

Get pissed

Eat kebab

Come home early hours.

Wake up exhausted woman

Ask exhausted woman for blow job

Fall asleep during said blowjob from exhausted woman

Fart

 

But thank God they have a hole

[Guest Nikica]

Now now avinalaff, there's no need to display such misandry just to show that you have no problem with women.

[Avinalaff]

Hmmm ..........

 

Probably not the best opening post I've ever read, in terms of tact, even if I can laugh at the concept. Sometimes we are engrossed in our discussion and don't always see the shadow that is the ... by your own words ... "Vacuous tarts" ... stood behind us, so for the benefit of my own safety, I hereby declare total none agreement with any anti-women comments in this thread.

 

Being the proud father of such 'Vacuous tarts' too (not my own opinion dear ) I have to be doubly careful, but gladly I can now read the thread knowing that I am above such degradation of the opposite sex.

 

Let's possibly compare the average day of both sexes.

 

Women:

 

Wake up in the morning (and during the night if feeding young ones).

Walk past the mirror and notice how much they sacrificed their perfect bodies to have 'our' children.

Wake the kids up / wash the kids / feed the kids / take the kids to school etc etc

Upon return, wash the dishes, hoover, sort out any dirty clothes, clean house.

Feed pets.

Peg washing out.

Dry dishes, and put away dishes.

Iron everybody's clothes, and hang said clothes in wardrobes.

Go to supermarket and buy food and household items.

Pay the bills etc while out.

Get home and put away said items.

Go out again and pick kids up.

Come home and feed kids.

Prepare food for evening meal.

Cook said evening meal.

Wash dishes from evening meal.

Feed pets again.

Have a quick shower or bath so they smell nice 'for us'.

Do their hair and make up so they look pretty 'for us'.

Put on something nice so they look pretty 'for us'.

Put kids to bed.

Put tv on.

Fall asleep exhausted.

Not to mention holding down their own jobs.

 

Men:

 

Wake up with erection

Admire said erection

Fondle said erection

Fart

Get up and go for piss

Walk down bollock naked and ask woman if they have clean socks.

Sip from brew prepared ready by woman

Open fridge

Close fridge because too lazy to eat and wait for woman to cook

Get dressed in nice ironed clothes

Go to pub

Get pissed

Eat kebab

Come home early hours.

Wake up exhausted woman

Ask exhausted woman for blow job

Fall asleep during said blowjob from exhausted woman

Fart

 

But thank God they have a hole

 

* Googles "misandry" (well, asks wife to do it~)

[Guest Nikica]

You shouln't have to 'ask'. Just get her telt - she should be obedient like that.

[Zoo]

I enjoy making multiple posts. It should be clear that I'm aware of the edit facility given that underneath both posts above it says 'edited by Nikica...' and they were both edited before you posted.

 

Multiple posts clog the forum mate, just edit your own and add all you want to say there .

[Guest Nikica]

 

Multiple posts clog the forum mate, just edit your own and add all you want to say there .

 

ok

[Avinalaff]

 

ok

 

Yeah, do as you're told Nikica.

[Guest Nikica]

 

Yeah, do as you're told Nikica.

 

Zoo isn't a female so it doesn't count. I don't mind being subordinate to members of my own gender...sometimes.

Edited August 4, 2013 by Nikica

[Guest Nikica]

I mean, there's simply a lot about them that I don't like or 'get'...

 

I don't understand why they find fame, money and status to be a major aphrodisiac, when I don't;

 

I don't understand why they're obsessed with fashion, when I'm not;

 

I don't understand why many of them hate football, when I love it;

 

I don't understand why many of them require an 'emotional connection' to have sex, when I don't;

 

I don't understand why they think cartoons and gaming are for kids, when I know they're not;

 

I don't understand why they need the place to be pristine and spotless, when I'm happy as long as it's relatively tidy;

 

I don't understand why they're obsessed with kids, when I'm not;

 

I don't understand why they value marriage as an institution, when I detest it;;

 

I don't understand why they spend 1000s of pounds a year to not look any sexier, when I wouldn't;

 

I don't understand why their cunts still smell of fish despite the fact they wash them regularly.

 

 

 

Basically, there's a lot about them that I don't get. But perhaps I'm just a narcissist who is suspicious of anyone who doesn't like the things he does? Maybe.

Edited August 4, 2013 by Nikica

[Formby]

'Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces, and always prevent us from carrying them out.' (Oscar Wilde)

 

I have, unfortunately, found that to be true.

 

As I have this:

 

'All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.' (Ibid)

Edited August 4, 2013 by formby

[Guest Nikica]

'Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces, and always prevent us from carrying them out.' (Oscar Wilde)

 

I have, unfortunately, found that to be true.

 

As I have this:

 

'All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.' (Ibid)

 

Great post George.

[MikeO]

 

I'm not sure I should really be taking advice from someone who calls the unemployed 'spongers' while glorifying the monarchy. How's that for recognising irony? You fucking clueless bell.

 

Think you're confusing Ian C with someone else, he had a well constructed argument in the monarchy thread that finished...

 

Philosophically I disagree with monarchy in the hereditary sense, it is elitist and anathema to a equal, democratic state. But speaking pragmatically, the monarchy's benefits to Britain far outweigh its negatives.

 

Also I'm 99.99% certain that he's not the sort of guy who'd call the unemployed spongers....described himself as a "socialist" in the same post, and that's how I've always thought of him. Be amazed if you can find the quote.

[Avinalaff]

Just be gay Nikica, problem solved!

 

Aren't you going to extend the advice Kohen? Has life been easier since coming out?

[Avinalaff]

 

Think you're confusing Ian C with someone else, he had a well constructed argument in the monarchy thread that finished...

 

 

Also I'm 99.99% certain that he's not the sort of guy who'd call the unemployed spongers....described himself as a "socialist" in the same post, and that's how I've always thought of him. Be amazed if you can find the quote.

 

I detect a possible reactor melt down in the relationship sector given the .am timing of some of Nicika's posts followed by the women thread.

[Guest Nikica]

 

Think you're confusing Ian C with someone else, he had a well constructed argument in the monarchy thread that finished...

 

 

Also I'm 99.99% certain that he's not the sort of guy who'd call the unemployed spongers....described himself as a "socialist" in the same post, and that's how I've always thought of him. Be amazed if you can find the quote.

 

I confused him momentarily with the other guy.

 

However, I read his post, and it was full of holes and fallacies. It might have been 'well constructed' but it certainly wasn't accurate. I could write a dissertation in refuting his 'points' but I reckon it'd just be easier to post it on republic.org and let them tear it apart. After all, I'm somewhat of a dormant/semi-regular republican whereas they dedicate their lives to the movement.

 

All his stuff about tourism, them costing '70p' (or whatever) and other assorted nonsense was too nonsensical for words...I mixed him up in terms of calling the unemployed 'spongers' but it was indeed his post I was referring to when I said 'car wreck'.

 

oh, and the bit you qouted was the only thing he got right (other than the last sentence).

Edited August 4, 2013 by Nikica

[Guest Nikica]

 

I detect a possible reactor melt down in the relationship sector given the .am timing of some of Nicika's posts followed by the women thread.

 

[Dalziel Kane]

Never had much luck with women. Divorced twice, not too mention other mishaps and issues along the way in other relationships but they're not all bad. Some are efficient, some are very businesslike, some are competent, others are just five fifths of useless, with vaginas resembling wizards sleeves and brains the size of a five pence piece - they invariably end up 'working' for the BBC or ITV, or some other boring sub-standard piece of shit TV stations. Add to that, weather forecasters. Horrible snide individuals.

 

I got no real issue with women in the true sense, it's just that there's this minority that really irritate, or are so fucking useless you can't quite find the one suitable response.

 

May get back to this another time

[Guest Nikica]

Never had much luck with women. Divorced twice, not too mention other mishaps and issues along the way in other relationships but they're not all bad. Some are efficient, some are very businesslike, some are competent, others are just five fifths of useless, with vaginas resembling wizards sleeves and brains the size of a five pence piece - they invariably end up 'working' for the BBC or ITV, or some other boring sub-standard piece of shit TV stations. Add to that, weather forecasters. Horrible snide individuals.

 

I got no real issue with women in the true sense, it's just that there's this minority that really irritate, or are so fucking useless you can't quite find the one suitable response.

 

May get back to this another time

 

I love this guy