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Happy Wigan won as well. Don't like them much either but they're relatively harmless compared to Man City. And I can't stand Mancini. Still hope they go down like but it is a fully deserved cup win.

Just remembered another Portuguese manager who is out of a job, Leonardo Jardim. Excellent young manager who got sacked from Olympiakos because he slept with the chairman's wife allegedly He was doing an excellent job there, after doing quite well with Braga in Portugal. He also got promotions with Chaves and Beira-Mar, before leading Beira-Mar to Premier League safety. His teams always play very attractive football as well. He's strongly rumoured to be Vitor Pereira's successor at Porto should he leave. Would be my favourite option by far... If he was even in contention that is.

I seriously hope it's not Vitor Pereira. I'm quite unimpressed with his work at Porto. But then again when you look at the other names being mentioned few are particulary exciting. Can't believe I was without internet for the last few days when it all happened! Couldn't access toffeetalk on the iphone for some reason either. Anyway...

Trying to do better than the Geordies it seems.

How did we lose to this lot ffs

I am setting myself up for disappointment again believing we can get a win there this year, but come on, if the players show the same attitude and desire they showed against Man City for instance we can beat these. Jags will boss their Cuntinhos and Sturridges and Mirallas will hit them on the break (no Suarez to injure him this time), while Fellaini will show Lucas how it's done.

Coleman for me. Pienaar and Mirallas close behind.

Wow, what a spectacular set of results in the Champions League! Wanted Mourinho to win it but fuck it, Dortmund to go all the way now!

Liverpool really do think they're above the rules. Suarez himself saying he thinks 3 matches is enough, in my book that alone would warrant a couple of extra matches added to his ban. The ridiculous attempt from the club to turn it into a PR exercise, now Carragher, it will go on and on I'm sure. They will never learn.

Quite amazing how Dante only has 1 cap for Brazil really (if I'm not mistaken). Ok so they have Thiago Silva and David Luiz at the moment, but from what I've seen of him, Dante could easily start ahead of Luiz.

There was a guy at my old job who smelled so, so bad. Everyone commented on it behind his back which wasn't nice, but how do you tell someone they smell? People even avoided sitting next to him at work. He's married as well which makes it even more mind-boggling, doesn't his wife notice it? I guess I'll never know.

Well that was fucking amazing

Babel? Surely not...

Speaking of Americans, Brian McBride.

Saha, Boa Morte, Zamora

Same. Felt like playing PES for a second.

Playersonthesuarezmenu trending on twitter now, some of the suggestions include PepperRooney pizza, Philip Lamb, Shaun Wright Fillets, Julio Cesar salad, Bacary Lasagne, Kieron Ribs, Thomas Mince, Kenny Dalquiche

3 for me. And Liverpool to keep him in the summer because they're desperate and have no dignity left.

Unbelievable. What a vile club.

Bloody hell it looks like a scene from the walking dead

Fucking hell, what an animal. I wonder how the kopites will try to defend him this time... That's him out of derby surely? I'd rather we beat them with the little rat on the pitch to be honest.

Hahaha wrong penalty box Suarez.

Chelsea winning

How cringeworthy is all this Benitez crap.

I would love AVB here 5th is probably gone now although they have some tough away games, much like ourselves.