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yeah - he is the white Michael Jordan - Nike Air Crouch!

Its now on the official website - saying that Moyes isnt going 'rangers have not contacted us and nor do we welcome them to' said Big Keith. Moyes has until 2009 left on his current contract and he has built a decent team that I am sure he will want to see do well... I cant imagine that Rangers fans would have him - he played for Celtic! It would be like us having Keegan or Souness.

hehe He is just NOT good is he? For all the trying (and God loves a trier) and all the effort - all the training with the spanish second team (LFC) and under such an influential manager - and he is still shit....cant see what is going wrong for the lad.

Trundle is a great name for him - because he 'trundles' around the park... forget him - waste of time. We need proven or young blood... Keane, Yakubu or Nugent.

£50 has now been placed on Perrin to be the first mangerial casualty of the premiership - just hope that he doesn't go by 'mutual consent' - as I dont think that that constitutes a casualty!?!?!?! Does anybody know?!

Yeah - Aussie girl came to work for me in july (until xmas) and she didn't know shit about 'soccer' - so I have told her all about it and so far - she aint missed an Everton home game! She has even sent shirts home to her brothers for their birthdays and has bought them shorts and socks for xmas when she returns!! hahahaha she always hums 'its a grand old team' and says that kopites are gobshites!!! Talk about brain washing!

Bill will put an offer in - right after he has been sold to Spurs - and it will be for £1m less - Chris Sutton rings a bell. I think that we will sign an aging, but proven goal scorer come January - not sure who, but I doubt that it will be Keane. Just can't see him moving from the comfort of top half the table, substitutes bench and a big wage packet. We are going to have to be at least mid table come xmas for him to even give us consideration. And then the skunks will probably sign him and give him £60k a week.

Ladyboys? can someone explain - did I miss that thread?

He has come out and said it now because we will probably find out that he wants to invest in Everton!

Tiny was an unused substitute - and he will almost definately play in Australia! Not good for Us - he has racked up a shit load of air miles now!

Yeah but the great Shrek said that he made a big difference to the team when he came on because he 'offered something different'.... Owens goal (the third goal) was apparently (according to my RS mates) due to Crouch taking out the nearest defender when they all jumped for the ball.... Bollox. what a load of shit - it doesn't matter how you dress it up, how you disguise it - Shit will always smell like shit!

It could just be me but... Lee Carsley was last years unsung hero - he really sured up the midfield when Tommy left. (as for him, I dont want him back - he knew he was going long before the January window - hence the good performances - before that, is it only me that can remember shouting 'whats he doing' 'wheres he going' at him every game?) Osman - did he not score some vital goals last year for us? Okay - Kilbane - not good enough Bent - not good enough but can scare a defence when brought on for the last 20-30mins. Weir - too old, but then he has signed Ferrari and Kroldrup as replacements (perhaps longer term for Ferrari). We could still do with another defender as cover (a youngster) and perhaps a young LB to learn from Valente - but thats not vital. Midfield - is still very young. We could do with a proper playmaker in the centre to give tiny tim some competition but apart from that...? Up front - needs immediate attention - even if beattie starts to knock them in - he will still need a reliable strike partner - somebody young, fit and pacey. I am not sure how much money Moyes will be allowed to spend come January but I would imagine that the bulk (if not all) will be spent on a striker to fill Big dunc's boots. after that, he may dabble with a young 'up and coming' midfielder from the championship - but we will have to wait and see what sort of cash he has available! Thats my theory anyway !!!

Wouldn't let it bother you - its all in the past - once again we were done by bad luck... Its the story of our lives - but we will learn from our mistakes. The team now knows that the europeans are cheating, diving, thieving gypsy bastards and that the quality of European Referring is absolutely diabolical. It takes time to adjust to Europe - especially as we only had one or two players in the side that had been there before. - the others were all Euro virgins! Collina may well have pulled up Bent (I thought everyone already knew that?!?!) but it doesnt matter anymore - its done, the final whistle has been blown - we are out and THATS THAT!

That'll be fun in the pissing down rain!

whats on this weekend?? Highlight: Eastenders omnibus - Sunday coz england game will be boring

Right - I'm ending this thread by taking the bold step and saying... Crouch is a lanky twat and should have trained as a tree surgeon. Beattie is top quality and will be England's world cup hero - step aside shrek nuff said,.....

How would you know?! Thought you were in India... Plz dont tell me that the Mirror gets as far as India! (talk about needing the sales!) As I said - he is 16 - he cant even drive and has probably never ever left the southampton area - London will be a big move for him and already is away from his family. there is no way he will take a move up north - its simply to far - and he wont go to Real Madrid either - as lon as Chelski are in the frame, the rest of us minnows can forget this kid.

This vote is easy - as all of the RS fans are the same people - its just xavier - he has a real split personality problem - but you just cant get the mental help over in India! Scitzo!

Defo - would just do it harder so that it hurt her!

No for real....it does my head in - fed up of constantly telling her about people gorping at her assets.

And to think that my RS mates gave me shit when we signed Man Utd's reject, Tom cruise (i mean Phil Neville)! then they give crouch a start! hahahahahahahahaha

Please remove the picture of my wife...its beyond a joke now! I only bought her that top as a laugh - and she cut it up to show off her assets. Its embarrasing now - I'm fed up with telling her about wearing low cut tops and no skirt/trousers. Its nice to look at - but how embarrasing is it when I have to walk through town centre with her dressed like that! Can't exactly take her to church or anything can I - My gran keeps telling me that she wants to meet her - but she would have a heart attack.

yeah - RS are signing anyone with a cool sounding name - but guess what - he aint going to them... Figo, Raul, Simao, etc.etc.etc.etc.etc. RS are always linked with 'top' players - but its all pie in the sky... Theo - if he is any good - he'll be in a Chelski shirt next year - he lives in southampton FFS, as if, at 16, he is going to want to move up here!

Ha - from now on I will call you 'septic peg' - because you can see into the future - Sunderland will go down - this year!

No mate - I think that one wins hands down!