Dunny the Blue

49.6 miles away?

Gota put out the strongest squad. Think Tommy Grav could play a pivotal role this season, looked strong against Bolton, the kinda player we need if where looking to be a serious European side. I cant wait to see us back where we belong and I think (as always) we'll shit 'em!!! 3-0 really cant predict the scorers, so I'm not goin to! Although as ive just bought the away shirt with Yakubu on the back he owes me a few lol!

Mornin all! Firstly I'd like to announce my return, not that Ive been anywhere but i have neglected my computer over this summer. Secondly, erm...... ok I have no secondly

Bit like that myself. I like Smith, but would much, much rather have Nugent!

I'll level with you, never really fancied wine myself, Ive not got a great love for alcohol if I'm honest. Do you not wake up with big nasty hangovers Mac, or is it just a solid nights kip, cos you've got me intrigued?!

If you ask me the guys talking out of his arse and is looking for an excuse for his own racism.

Fantastic transfer if it comes off!!! Can actually see this taking place too, cant understand why Bolton would want rid though, surprised Big Sam hasn't tried to sign him for Newcastle!!! What with us being linked with him and all!

Nice Tat Zed!! Really like the kids names in the motto bit, nice touch. Would it really hurt to get writing on the underside of your forearm, as in where the bone is. Ive got an unnatural fear of needles anyway mind but still.........

Im quite intrigued about the new lettering, can someone show me an example??

I really want to get it to. Problem is I'm not the tatoo kinda guy, I'm not oposed to em, just to scared to get one lol. I would like the Everton crest, like above, on my calf as well, but hey general anesthetic might do it lol!!

Just found out he shares his birthday with me, sign him up lol!!!

Im waiting till the end of the transfer window, make sure we dont lose Cahill/Lescott, then its game time. Wouldnt mind Jagielka if he ever signs??

Thats a very good point! I never considred the possibility that it was us pising him around. I suppose the clues are there though, the lad publicly speaks about wanting to join us, he shows up at the ground, he tells Mark he wants to join Come on Moyes get your finger out, unless you are in which case I apologise sir, Mr Moyes. I wouldnt want him thinking he is bigger than the club though, waiting to see how much we are going to pay him and the like, if he is an evertonian then he should do it for the football and let his bank manager worry about his pay check?

It is a shame tht the game has become all about the agents though dont you agree. I like yourself, wish that Nugent could just get his dream move sorted out instead of pissing us around. Like you say, its an agents game.

You meen you'd rather he would just come out and say what he wants to do?? He's a proffesionel footballer Mac!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA thank gods its false though. My standards of American humanity were about to plumet!

Good sign of character, I think he's an amazing talent and when they go back down next year he'll be snapped up so quick......... Still well done to Derby, got to be honest, I wasnt really bothred which one out of the two came up.

The Rolling Stones - 40 licks!! WOW never really cared about them but really, wow!

Incredibly talented midfielder, Spanish registration but there should be no problems registering it in this country. 0 - 60 time of erm.... not sure he could! Incredible motor, very good runner, lots of miles on the clock (but in a good way). Every Penny you have ONO Mikel Arteta

Just heard on Sky Sports News that the Nuge is going to decide his future after the european Under 21's tournement. He's as good as ours

The Manchester eye over Christmas, amazing sight!!

Kewel???

Ah but it was a bit intense thought mike?! Jack kicking that fella in, brilliant!!

I'd LOVE Matty Taylor here. I'm a huge admirer, and his number 14 shirt would be available!!

Bugger me. A mother of two, those poor fucking children.