Sandman

worth fighting for - judas priest

:axehead: been dying to use that for ages

in the paddock, but right down at the gladwys end. its my ST place so i got it cheaper

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what does go up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were. The first blonde said, "I think they're deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "I think they're dog tracks!" The third blonde said, "Well, I think they're cow tracks!" They were still arguing when the train hit them.

haha thats good

the players stopped tackling cos the twat of a ref gave manure a free kick everytime an everton player tried to win the ball. in the end they just stand off, they know it'll be given as a free kick if they tackle.

definately, i thought he was really competent, i know he didnt have that much to do but he looked really composed whenever called into action.

yeah, at least hibbert is very good at one thing (tackling). neville cant do fuck all.

bodies - drowning pool rather strange (and a lit bit disturbing) song... but absolutley brilliant.

body breakdown - dragonforce

i cant believe people are considering not going to kirkby, whether you like the location or the stadium or not, its still your team and you should follow them no matter what. shame on you who are so fickle you will stop supporting everton because of the stadium. :hmmph02:

was it kate who went back to the apartment to check on the kids? because if it was then madeline could have been dead before the meal/party began (bit pessimistic i know).

i'd simply drop AJ to give faddy a chance up front, the way he's playing for scotland he definately deserves it. and i think neville is better at RB than CM, but you do get fed up with seeing that big curling hoof down the line 25 times a game, i'd drop him too but i know it'll never happen.

yeah perhaps hibbo had a feeling he was gonna have to break up attacks cos he knew neville wasnt

actually i noticed that about hibbert. he always moves into the centre, that contributed to the wigan goal in the first game imo, he's never ready to meet the winger. but he was ok today.

lescott for me. already leads the backline brilliantly, knows the team now too. got captain written all over him.

99 - the haunted

when is moyes gonna realise that he isnt prem quality? why does he have this fixation with him? no other manager would play him, let alone make him captain ffs

my scores from today: Wessels - 8. calm and solid, not to blame for their goal. hibbert - 7. not a bad game, best so far this season imo. yobo - 8. solid at the back, missed a good chance late on. lescott - 9. great as always. baines - 9. my man of the match, was great against ronaldo and got down the line really well. arteta - 4. very quiet. jagielka - 5. not as good as against bolton, bit slack. neville - 1. when is moyes gonna realise he is shit? osman - 4. worked hard but still quiet. johnson - 6. had a good header, apart from that was his usual self but didnt achieve much. yakubu - 7. held the ball up well, shouldnt have gone off. subs: pienaar - 4. not strong enough in this game. anichebe - 4. did very little. mcfadden - didnt have enough time on the pitch. overall, defence good but midfield far too lightweight. arteta is the only creative player there and he is becoming isolated because he has to play with shit like neville.

pistone will be good in the championship, was good when we finished 4th, but not really sure if he's up to the premiership, physically or technically. but he will be good in the championship, its just he is always injured. keep him fit, he'll be good for you.

creeping death - metallica

couldnt have put it better myself. no matter who youre playing, complacency can always be your downfall. id doesnt matter if your playing the pub team, if you go into the game expecting a massive win without giving your opponents any respect, you could come unstuck

think i've heard of buckcherry, i'll keep them in mind :thumbsup_anim: oh yeah and iron maiden have just announced a new tour for next year. anyone going?

not actually a bad idea, not all the time, but occasionally, so that the home fans got to see the home team in other kits. it would be a good advert for the other kits - away only a few thousand evertonians get to see the away kit, at Goodison, 35k+ would see it.