chicagoblue

Strikers score goals, goals win games, winning games keeps you in the league.

... and Tarks on?

Beto baby!

You can see that the recent signings are supposed to be able to play how Dyche wants. Can't really imagine giving this squad to a new Lampard type. Sean just has to just get these lads doing enough to keep our heads above water.

More from the BBC: It's hard to actually convey how poorly Everton are doing here. It's 14-2 on shots. Half an hour to go. Doncaster are bottom of League Two remember. - Don't know about you, but sounds like we have them right where we want them.

There can't be many stats like that left regarding us

Maybe a dash of the ol' 4-4-2?

Useless sons of bitches

Needed to shift him as soon as the window opened and bring in a real LB, not a 38 year old utility man. You simply can't expect to remain a premier league team with no legs in full back.

Which the club has known for a very long time and done nothing about.

BBC live text: Doncaster Rovers 0-0 Everton The last thing Everton really need right now is a cup game against the worst team in the league. Well the last thing they need is to be getting outplayed by that team...

Ah yes, it's good to be home.

Pluss all his wages, which I read - don't quote me - were in the region of 265,000 / week. We simply don't have that.

This "stats wheel" or whatever there call gives me a bit of the willies. I fear the boo boys will be right on him after the 12th pass in a row bounces 10 yards off his shine. Assuming these numbers a meaningful, look at those low figures for link up play, passing, ball retention. He might have Dom's physique, but he seems to havea radically different style of play. Top one Dom, bottom one Beto

Seems like a player with good skill but that premier league quickness and reaction is fading if not gone. We'll be in real trouble if we start hiim at left back every week.

I initially put the blame squarely on him for the goal at the weekend, but watching it back a few times you have to also really question Pickford. By the time the Wolves player gets his head to it they're well inside the 6 and Pickford is on if not behind his line. The cross was floated in from way out wide and he had more than enough time to come and deal with it.

"Beto scored goals in Serie A, but that has become a difficult league to judge the prolificacy of forwards in the Premier League and he was signed for roughly £5m a year ago. Chermiti is likely to need plenty of time to settle at just 19. Quite how Everton – who we are repeatedly told can afford nobody – have spent £42m on two Portuguese forwards, neither of whom have been capped by their country, is unclear. But this really needs to work."

Drunk at 12:30, I'm feeling like he's going to be some oddball combination of Lukaku and Niasse. He'll bowl a few defenders over and bumble a few goals in off his ass.

So many awful useless deliveries today. We had a ton of the ball in good advanced positions and wasted it time and again. A goal scorer for sure but we also need to drastically improve our deliveries

That is never a Caution. Awful call. Where are the subs Dyche?

Tarkowski has just gone completely to sleep there

Haha we are in big trouble. Terrible defending after being so solid most of the game. Maupay and canon on straight away.

Danjuma looking very tired. If only we had some options on the bench

Another awful delivery from young

So harsh on Douc. Great play