Bill

Why did i have to put my username and password in to get on just now. ??

The bitch's water is very strong and kills the grass (brown patches), yet the Dogs never does it any Harm. Dont Know why cos I'm not too well up on the Canine Knowledge.

If its a dog its OK, its the bitches that scorch the lawn. I trained mine my rubbing its nose in it and shouting NO NO NO, as i was doing it. Got to catch them early tho, cos you cant teach an old dog new tricks.

Dont think we have the capability to do that, has to be a moderator....methinks.

Because most of the Merseyside families are of mixed Colour....(RED & BLUE), and most of your mates are the same, its usually Friendly rivalry, not Hatred. Well thats how it is with me anyway.

I will remind you when he plays his fifth game of next season, next APRIL. 5 GAMES A SEASON HAS BEEN HIS QUOTA FOR THE PAST 3 SEASONS.

Your wish is my command. ....................Binned.

Blue Gurl...you keep posting in the wrong place......."Rumourama"

Why. ? Was'nt there any seats. ..............................(sorry).

Claire said............God help me. ................... Can you eggspand or eggsplain the eggsact reason for wanting help from the eggceptional one.

Sounds too complicated for me, i can only use two fingers. But thanks anyway. One good turn deserves another................................ on the Match up game, always work from the top, have a look down the bottom so you can see you can make a line of three if you need to, but leave it there. If you run out of moves, you know its there as a last resort, some times you might have to use it, but it opens up more moves at the top. Good hunting ................3 hrs.

Ian said........"rite im gonna have a lay down now, im tired" ....................... Just tired, or eggstremely tired. ??

Mac said........ I know I said I would stop, I LIED ............ Because you are egging on Claire to join us, you are eggsonerated.

" Find that you get 4000 points." ............... aah, so you have got a different game, cos i only get 400. Tell me if i'm wrong........................ a flip over the Ramp......................800. a double flip on or off the roof........400. a single flip along the road.............200. a turn, or a swivel in the saddle.......10. with my CL on full 5 bars not falling of my bike. i've never had 1.000S for any of them. Christ Joshua and Mikeo, must have done 20 flips of an aeroplane wing to get that score.

........................................ How. ??. You fella's must have a different game than the one ive got.

..........................eggscrutiating.

Mac ...Dont for one minute think its only step kids that drive you crazy. All kids these days especially teenagers, know exactly how far to push your patience. They have learnt from all the so called do-gooders that you cant smack them for fear of child beating, also know how far they can misbehave outside cos the police dont want to know, and just let them off with a caution, and if they are under a certain age they cant do anything even if they wanted to. Parents cant touch them, Teachers cant touch them, and the Police cant touch them, Children have free reign these days to create mayhem and madness, and theres not much you can do about it. Be patient, do your best, and they will either grow out of it and learn to respect you, or they will grow up to be hardened criminals. A daunting prospect isnt it. Thank god mine turned out OK. Licker.

Thanks Joshua, thats a great help.

Yeah, you need to put 3 hours aside to do it, I said i would never do it again. Thats a good score tho, did the game beat you, or did you just get fed up and finish it yourself. BTW ....What did you do to get that score on the BMX. ?? You get 800 points for jumping the ramp, 400 points for a double summersault onto the roof, 200 points for a single summersault off the roof and 10 points for each turn, i cant seem to put anything else in, so i can only get to 16,000 in 3 mins. Maybe Joshua can give me some tips. Licker.

Could have picked him up for 700.000 Three years ago from Colchester. Voted best player outside the prem, went again for £1.7 mill last year. will be outside our budget now 3 or 4 million methinks.

Chelsea's game with West Ham was £48 on Sunday. Man ure Vs Arsenal £45...........Everton Vs Spurs this sat......£28.

Yeah your entitled. Just thought they were a bit quick to get rid, which caused the keystone cops episode of being left without a fullback, and having to re-sign Pistone. What a brilliant bit of business that was...............Not.

You surprise me Pat, hes a yard dog that gave us 10 years of his career, and he wasnt always a yard dog, he's only 32 now, and i think he deserved another contract, same as the other 35 year old yard dogs that are still here.

"Time the egg for eggsactly ( ) 4 mins 30 secs." ........ Thats hard boiled, but if you want a boiled egg to dip your soldiers in, 3 mins 40 seconds.

Blue gurl, put this in the correct place.........." Match days ". cheers.