Bill

Decent player so i suppose we will trampled underfoot in the stampede of clubs who will want him. Only thing going for us is he,s a scouser, but he wont be cheap. Where's the Strikers tho. ??????

................a classic from Pat as usual, if i can get it to stand up like that when i'm 95 i will except the offer, and shes standing right in the firing line. Top man yourself Pat, cheers.

Cheers, thanks a lot lads and lasses.

just putting my feet up, drop of wine and a few fags is all i can muster these days.

......................................TURNER.................................... .. NEVILLE................STUBBS..............WEIR...............FERRARI OSMAN................DAVIES..............KILBANE...........V D MEYDE ..........................FERGUSON........MCFADDEN......................... SUBS... RUDDY...ANNICHEBE..VIDARSSON... ???? Looks like the best side we can muster considering Beattie, Hibbert, Yobo, Cahill, Arteta and Valente are all out injured.....plus Carsley banned. Struggling for a squad now. Win 3-1 and just slip into top ten, cos Wigan will lose to the Arsenal.

I like the letter from the boro fan who thinks it would be a bad move for Moysey, Cos as he put it......... ..............................."Everton are a bigger club than Boro".

Betty doing her impersonation of Stevie Wonder..............NICE ONE. And thanks to all for the Birthday wishes. I tend to forget these days, so its just so nice of everybody to remind me how young i am. . Cheers. Licker.

Claire said............. I fell off my seat and my Mum killed my Dad!!!! ......... Oh you poor thing............... When does she get out of prison.

Couldnt be any closer Mike, a 3 way tie for second place one week to go. Evertoz....................567 mikeo_14.................567 T-Licker....................567 No doubt this week will throw up a few dubious results.

Arsenal 3-1 Man City Sunderland 2-1 Fulham. Got both of them 2nd place in the tipping league is going right down to the last week.

I'm just listening to Sunderland stuffing Fulham 2-0..................... it was a cert home win for the Oz tip league, Sunderlands first home win all season, the law of averages said it had to come. Hope i'm not counting my chickens................still 20 mins to go. Arsenal have got to pull their finger out at Man City. 1-1 at the mo.

Now, if I had my boy parts AND lady parts .......................... You wouldnt know if you were coming or going.

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Fook.............i'd hate to see your passport photo Pat, you look like one of the police's 10 most wanted.

You havent seen the last of Duncan yet, theres talk they will give him another 12 months contract, along with Weir and Stubbs. So much for the young signings for the future.

Been there, I asked for a crocodile sandwich, waiter said sorry sir cant do that, i said i thought i'd catch you out you havent got crocodile have you, he said i cant give you a crocodile sandwich cos we've run out of bread. i'm like you goldy try anything once............twice if i like it. but had very bad experiences with fish. me no likey.

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Goldy said............... trying to eat a sushi starter with chop sticks. ........................... Aaargh stop it your making me sick. Dont even eat fish when its cooked, no way am i going to eat it raw. These things live, eat, and swim around in waters full of shit. Noooooo. Next time you have fish, break it up and see how many parasites and tiny little worms you find in the flesh...............vomit vomit vomit.

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............................................................. Are they covered in Bubblewrap to avoid career threatening injuries. ????????

Dont think i can.

The laughing stock of the Premier........................... Its more like Fred Carno,s and the Keystone Cops all rolled into one. Next year the team will be coming onto the pitch with Zimmer frames and Wheelchairs. A complete and utter laughing stock, these are the signings for the future are they.?? Might as well extend Pistone's contract while he's at it, give him another two years in the treatment room with Li Tie. grrrr I'M GETTING REALLY PISSED OF WITH THIS MANAGER, DIRECTORS, AND EVERYONE ELSE AT THIS CLUB. Complete and utter shambles, can just imagine what all the youngsters at the Club are saying to themselves........................."when are we going to get our f##kin chance". Edited for a PS..........To our younger members who dont know who the F##k Fred Carno and the Keystone cops are.....................................ask your Dad.

Loafofbread, HAPPY BIRTHDAY mate....... I GOT THE KEY OF THE DOOR, NEVER BEEN 21 BEFORE. Party night tonight, have a nice one.

Ruffrob said........... Sunderland - Like everybody else Arca is the only player that would possibley improve our squad. ............................. Wouldnt mind taking Jonathan Stead off Sunderland, would get him for less than the million they paid. I think he will still score goals.

It'll be on the official site by now.