Bill

Apparently we will have to suffice with Scott Spencer from Oldham. He has now been signed for £250.000, so that must leave our transfer budget in tatters.

ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ: 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?............116 years 2) Which country makes Panama hats? ....................Ecuador 3)From which animal do we get cat gut?...... Sheep and Horses 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?.....November 5) What is a camelhair brush made of?................ Squirrel fur 6) The Canary Islands are named after what animal?...........Dogs 7) What was King George VI's first name?.....................Albert 8) What colour is a purple finch?.............................. Crimson 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? ..............New Zealand 10) What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane?.......Orange (of course) What do you mean, you failed? ......................yeah, Me too.

Get your brains working on this. .................. WORLD'S EASIEST Ten Question QUIZ: (Passing requires 4 correct answers) 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get catgut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camelhair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7) What was King George VI's first name? 8) What colour is a purple finch? 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 10) What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane? 4 correct answers will give you a pass. Go to it.

1've played in quite a few of those games and it comes to you after a while, usually when you are bent over double trying to get some oxygen into your lungs, F##kin hell i'm too old for this lark. The teenagers of today might not be the fittest, but they are faster and will leave you standing every time, some are quite tricky with the footwork and can make you look a right tw#t. My verdict.................................prepare for a beating.

hiya mate, welcome to the TT forum.

Have a nice one mate, and life begins whenever you want it to begin. The older you get changes your outlook on life, i;m doing more nowadays than i ever did when i was 40.

??????????? it was his last minute penalty save that got them there.

Can see where Zed is coming from...................I'm sure PORTSMOUTHS fans would have been Ecstatic with the way they finished off the season. I suppose "middle of the road" is a bit boring.

NOT MUCH TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THE TWO, PROBS GERRARDS DEFENSIVE GAME IS BETTER THAN LAMPS. I Think Gerrard would be a bit better than Lampard if they switched Clubs. Almost as good as Arteta.

I hear he bought her a new leg for Xmas, looks just like a real one. she said....... is that my main Xmas prezzie.? He said .......No thats just a stockin filler.

It only needed someone to do their homework and they would have known it was a bad deal. Van Der Meyde has played an average of seven games in each of his last 4 seasons, the man is either a f##kin big lead swinger or he is a cripple, either way he is no good to us if he is getting paid over 1million pounds for playing 6 games a season. He joins other players like Kroldup, Li Tie, and Pistone, who are draining this club of resources we just havent got, we cannot continue to carry any passengers, and to get about 10 games all season from four players combined, is a serious drain on the clubs finances. I SAY AS WITH KROLDRUP, GET RID. COS WE CANNOT AFFORD TO CARRY ANY PASSENGERS.

thats easy beat, just write down whatever you feel like. 59.33

Thats if, and its a big IF the players have the hunger and want to play, unlike the first 10 games of the season just gone. But its not the worst squad in the premier, Just needs tweaking here and there.

................................................................... Your teams ok but for Hargreaves and Downing, should be Carrick and Cole if Rooney And Owen dont make it. Lennon will play in some games, but i cant see Downing ever getting on the pitch. Dont know why he didnt name another striker.

BEN AND MARTIN........................ go and have your fun on another forum, dont come on here and mess this one up. You will both be suspended for 100 days, after which you are welcome to come back if you behave. Licker.

01 Martin m1, Not the best way for you to start off with your first post.................................... Joking or not.

Beattie 4 England what do you think? ....................................... I think not.

If we are being realistic and the money is Scarce, i wouldnt mind taking a chance on JJ Campbell from Brum, he only cost them half a million. If he stays with them he will score plenty of goals in the Championship and will cost 3 or 4M this time next year, has youth on his side and a bit of pace, which Everton are badly in need of...............plus he'll be cheap.

Yeah......I can see you know the score Scouse.

Thats happened to me on several occasions, fortunately i had in my possession several brown paper bags, which i put to good use.

What was the full story Mike. And is this fella Izale Mcleod any good. ?? 17 goals for a relegated side.

Think i would go to see the team where i live at the time, for example.......... I'm born in the Pool, and follow Everton..... they dont sign me or give me a contract so i sign for Norwich, where i spend 10 good years, have a very good career and end up as Team and Club Captain. I have a nice house, and a growing family going to school, my wife has made a career for herself, and we are well liked by the community. My life has been in Norwich for the best part of my adult life, i met my wife in Norwich, i have friends in Norwich. Everton would always be the First result i would look for, but to go and watch them on a regular basis, i would have to consider moving house wife and family back to the Pool. There are many difficult decisions to be made in your lifetime and this would be one of them. I would stay and go to watch Norwich when i retired. Licker.

But do you want, or need him. ????

Should have had your Sun Cream on. (or spray).