Bill

meant to ask you Patto ........how was Malta.?

aah, my heart bleeds for you, your so badly treated.

Suppose we must'nt forget we have ladies on the forum now, so here are some pics for you. Question...................would you love them or leave them. 1..... 2.... 3..... DONT ALL SHOUT AT ONCE.

Its what she's got Downstairs you want to think about.

Betty said.......... i was,nt aware men fancied Amanda Holden. and .......would you not prefer the older lady. ...... are you serious Betty, compare Amanda to your one. and a PS to Goldfish.....................even i cant fancy the old one, when my missus got to 40, i traded her in for two 20 year olds.

Good one.

Album... Sultans of Swing. (Dire straits.) Film...... The Gladiator.........(Russell Crowe.) Book.... 100 years of Goodison Glory. (the official centenary book) Luxury... 1 million fags. (Regal, King size)

Adam said..............Maybe he has 2 penis. ............ Should that be 2 penii, or 2 penis's, ive never talked about them in the plural before

Top of the arm is not very hurtfull, neither is where that lady has hers .........backside. I withstood the pain easier on my forearm. .................. PS.....good story mikeo.

I think Davies will come good. But, Its Cahill and Arteta we must guard against losing.

And another thing..................................... .......................................what he said.

beattiebabes said..........WE CANT RELY ON JUST TURNER TO CARRY THE TEAM. ............... I seem to think we have TWO KEEPERS who are worth a chance, and isnt Ruddy more experienced.?? Turner......9 mins and sent off. Ruddy......81 mins and a clean sheet.

toffeeplus said..................."I rate Joey highly." ........... He,s nothing special. Would love to see his OPTA ratings, he must be one of the Cleanest c/halfs in the premier, never seems to impose himself on attackers, cant remember the last time he made a foul, and the strikers must love playing against him cos they know they're not going to get clattered. So Get tough Joey, or get on your bike.

?????? Patch has been to one of THOSE coffee shops in Amsterdam.

Hello Peeps, yeah got back late last night after a fab w/end in Amsterdam, stayed at the Novotel, just on the Outskirts by Station Rai, 100 yds from a tram terminous, trams every 15 mins into town centre for 1 Euro (70 Pence). All the walking around sightseeing makes you very thirsty so made regular visits to the Specialist Coffee shops in the Town, of which there are many. A visit to the HARD ROCK CAFE was a must for another "T" Shirt, and of course you cant go to Amsterdam and not visit The ladies in the District. So overall it was a very good w/end, spoiled only by my brother Phoning me every ten minutes with an update on how the game was going, so that was the only dissapointing side of it, but i'll get over it. ............. Cheers Licker.

Not a great deal worried about this Rumour, Joey is an average centre back nothing special, he has'nt exactly set the world on fire with his displays, and to be honest cant see any of the top teams here wanting to buy him. Probs only club who would be interested are the Newcs, cos he is just a bit better than Boumsong and the other fella whose name escapes me at the mo, other than that we are as big a club as any of the others, so by my reckoning he is staying put, or going Abroad. ................NO PROBS, WE SHOULD GET OUR £4M BACK. Licker.

Mines not bad i suppose, but i do have a lot of time on my hands. Player Details for Toffeelicker.......................... 1st Place Finishes: 22 2nd Place Finishes: 9 3rd Place Finishes: 9 Top Ten Finishes: 25 With summer coming i wont be spending as much time on here, I'm an outdoor person really.

Keep the longest thread going till i come back. Going to Amsterdam for the weekend, early friday morn, till late sunday evening. Already getting withdrawal symptoms...........WILL MISS THE FORUM. Cheers all..........Licker.

Tara, Claire, Betty, HG-bluegurl, Bluenose-Angel, and Emmie are some of the females that have posted lately. not sure but think Beattiebabes, could be also. Up to the ladies to declare themselves cos you cant always tell by the Names.

Who Rooney or Materazzi....?? 6 million for Marco, and 6 quid for the other one.

No point really, its not as tho it would be secreted away somewhere. And you wouldnt be able to keep anybody from going on there if they wanted to.

25 Tara, so get posting, if you Ladies talk amongst yourselves you'll soon pass that.

BIT OF A TIP........Dont waste any shots once you get to the later stages, if you think your shot is going to be too long or fall too short, wait for a target to come over, try to wait for a target with every shot, cos later on they stop coming across just as you are running out of time so get the targets early. Got to level 14 needed lots of targets cos the wind was playing tricks on me, every shot was different, so only managed about 8 out of 15 onto the green. wouldnt have got 100k without the big bonuses in 10,11,12,and 13 levels. Good luck anyway........................dont try too hard.

Get a ticket for the Lower Gwladys mate, then you'll need help.

Rocco states.............Around the same time Arsenal were knocked out of the LC by Wigan, the FA Cup by Bolton and lost to West Ham, Liverpool and Blackburn. Top form indeed. ............ JUST LOOK AT THE TEAMS THAT YOU MENTION IN THAT SENTENCE. THEY ARE ALL THE SAME TEAMS YOU SAID ARE POOR, OR STRUGGLING TEAMS. aah statistics you can make them out for any argument you want to. Statistics say we lost 8 out of our first 9, then we got a draw out of Chelsea. (the first points they lost this season.) Statistics say we lost 2-1 at West ham, 4-0 against Bolton, 4-0 against Villa,and 3-1 against the Reds in december, before embarking on a run of 9 games undefeated. All teams take a dip in form over the season, when or where you meet them doesnt mean very much, because after 38 games in a season it all evens itself out