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Girl in the library has just walked past in cut denim shorts, actually see a bit of arse cheek. She was fit as well . Too distracting

I remember seeing a show on Bravo (guessing EuroTrash) that was on about the fella being a stripper now, and when he does his routine he throws a sausage in the crowd.

Had to google who Lorena Bobbit is, wish I hadn't.

I had to use Urban dic to check, at least you hadnt done the Bobsled. When you are doing a girl from behind, at the top of a flight of stairs, right after you cum, punch her in the face (donkey punch) and ride her down the stairs like a bobsled!

I've seen Richards lose to many 50/50s (pulled out of a few 60/40's in his favour as well) to even class him as a defender. Alan Stubbs would chicken him if he trained at Finch Farm.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18232319 Match fixing in Italy, remember when it used to be the best league in the world when I was young, what happened?

Hibbert was the best RB in the league last season. Obviously don't even know who Petrov is, because he certainly is not a bench warmer, he's their main player. Why would he be on 40-50k? Improving our bench would improve our first team as there would be more pressure for places as well as better alternatives substitution wise. You obviously never watch football if you have never seen Downing play in the middle. Completely avoided Coleman or Petrov on the wing question because you know I'm right.

4th Official tweet 'Fulham look set to sign Danny Simpson whilst Newcastle will go for Crystal Palace's right back Nathaniel Clyne'

I'd like Duffy to be 3rd choice (Jags to go, Duffy to play cup games and stand in when Distin or Heitinga have a knock), didnt look out of place when he was called upon, was sad to see him dropped. If he was English I think United would have opted for him a head of Jones. During our cup run highlighted just how vital it is to have a bigger squad now. I like having a small team as our team gives off a sense of camaraderie from the players to the tea lady, but to kick on in the league we need more options.

4th Official tweet, looks a bit cleaner than other pics, but still looks very cheap.

Asda cheap ones tend to be good. http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/medicine/asda-hayfever-allergy-relief-tablets/1438877/

Hargreaves was class before the injuries, just not worth the risk of a weekly wage. I'd like to see Owen here as well just because his position is second to non, he could teach the kids a thing or two as well, but again risky to give him a good wage. Woodgate was just as a 4th choice cb, as we've been getting linked with centre backs lately, would prefer Cuellar who I have mentioned earlier in the thread. Sorry, Ive misspelled Dunn. Meant to be B'burns David Dunn.

My brain hurts trying to make sense of this oxymoron riddled post. So you think they would be good for the bench but not the squad. As I stated in the post they would be good for the bench if we adapted to a squad game(if we can afford to have a larger squad) like all the teams above us. I've named 2 players that would be good additions, made a joke, and then named a few players that would be good on our terms, that would be great if fit. Whats your problem? Petrov or Coleman? Guessing your a media whore Walcott bummer, just cos the players I mentioned dont get rimmed on motd doesnt mean their no good. Scharner is a utility players, has played in every out field position and would be great back up. So why not enlighten me with your football reasoning for why they aren't worth a punt?

'David Moyes has a good record of getting the best out of players that didn’t quite cut it at teams like Chelsea and Manchester United.' Who was the last Chelsea player we took on? As we havent been able to compete wage wise for there cast offs since Abramavich took over. Only now since the huge TV deal could we even entertain taking/paying a fringe player from them.

That's not cricket!

At worst I thought it would end up going more towards bragging about having a poop and only having to give yer bum a courtesy wipe. Nah, I wish, havent been drunk for a good couple of weeks. Chin up, could be worse, imagine being a Liverpool fan. When you have a good week come and have a shout in this thread, a general happiness diary for yer.

No need to watch cricket this year, the off season has been sorted: French Open, Euro's, Wimbledon, Olympics. With F1 every other week and football rumours to keep busy in-between, then preseason friendlies to fill the gap and build up this seasons football in August. Good times

It was very old Tony Hibbert-esque, you'll get to shout at both flanks next season.

Was very poor defending, backed off far too much.

+1. Was moaning about my eyes being irritated then felt bad when I seen a girl who looked like she had smoked an ounce of weed her eyes were so red, poor girl was still trooping on working in a fast food place.

Scharner and Martin Petrov would both improve our squad. Could be useful if we swapped/could afford more of a rotation system. Just incase the Grant Holt rumours are true, Kevin Davies is a cheaper alternative Crock watch: Woodgate, Hargreaves, Dunne, and Owen. All very good players but too risky, worth taking on pay as you play deals.

Opposite of what grinds your gears thread, so post anything thats upped your positivity or that you're just happy about in general. So basically a thread I can post in and not be a moaning Myrtle. Open to suggestions for the title (I couldnt remember the ones suggested in the shout box yesterday). Any how, I had been struggling to get my head round a subject, so had a day away from revising it. Come back to it and it magically all makes sense. Dont know if its my brain subconsciously figuring it out or my head was just unable to think from tiredness, but I'm happy now either way.

Thank feck for that, rather stick with what we have than bring Naismith in.

I like Kelly but his form was terrible at the end of the season, not ready for international football. Hibbert has earned the opportunity, but the England set up doesnt seem to use the merit system.

4th Official 'Stoke have signed Adam Thomas and Ben Heneghan from Everton's academy both on 1 year deals, no fees involved' Dont know much of them myself. Guessing no big loss?