Willo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUTTCfKkJW4 This is how they do them in the U.S of A

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1617889> Thought this one may be appreciated .

Am i the only one havin sh!t when i try to go to a forum >>>>>>>>>>>>

The fookin gimp faced tw@t bagged a supermodel so there is hope for me yet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bilic was spot on we were totally sh!te in the world cup even though we had a squad capable of winning the thing and that is the stupid Swedish fookwits fault , but then again the players were not inspired . This is probably ( on par with Russia ) the hardest game we'll play in the qualifiers and awayfrom home aswell its gonna be a tough one but we should at the very least get a point . IMO we'll win it 1-0 with Pedro Crouchinho doing a job for England yet again .

Welcome to site mate , you may see very little of me due to my computer playing silly beggers but it's a pleasure to have you on board .

He's probably a crocket-sh!T

At least yours load chief , mine load up then state done and the screen just stays blank . Its all making me feel rather emotional .

I hate ....................... Dennis Norden and his stupid fookin clipboard . Adam Baldwin/Barlow ( that tw@t with the stupid barnet in Corrie ) . Chris Bascombe , the most annoying columnist in the history of journalism , and his stupid fookin f@nny part ( another one with a bad barnet ) . Ricardo from the salon ( another hair themed hatred ) . Hhhhmmmm i see a pattern emerging .

Cheers mate , just at my brothers now and it seems to be working ok ( if a little slow ) but back at home i tried what you suggested and it still wont load a few of the forum rooms . Don't know what else i can do cos not really that computer literate and don't have a clue how to fix problems when they occur or even what to look at to see if there is a problem . It seems that its just a problem with my computer at home though but i've scanned for virus's and the likes and nothing comes up .

So we're not gonna get it at Goodison anytime soon then ??????

Partridge is class ian especially the one where he rips the pi55 outta the norfolk farmers '' You've got plumbs in your mouth , a a a and they've got beaks '' or '' I've see n the big eared boys on the farm , like to stick to your own don't ya '' Hahahaah quality stuff MR P

New development !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If i log out completely i can access all of the forum rooms ok and every topic is fine but then as soon as i log in again under my user name i cannot access General , off topic , introductions or Everton rooms at all . I dfont think it is my computer cos i can access them everytime i'am on apart from when i log in so i haven't got a clue what is happening . This is seriously pi55in me off now cos i can;t see why this is happening . ???????????????? Need help , lots of it ????????????????????????/

JUst downloaded it mate but still can't access the same forums ???????? Is my browser either internet explore ( sorry have nae got a clue what a browser is ) or mozilla now cos both still wont let me into off topic , introductions , general and evertone discussion . Fook me this is a pain in the ar5e but any help would be greatly appreciated .

Not sure mate how do i check that ( sorry aint got a clue with computers ) and when i find it which one should i be using mate ?

Only managed to post on General Everton discussion before by using last post info . Can gain access to Macs Shed , Arcade , Misc stuff , academy , Rumours and Match days but can't get in on any of the other forums at all . When i click on either General Everton Discussion , Introductons , off topic discussion or General football discussion the green bars load the page up at the bottom then say done but i'am just left with a blank page and can only access the last post using last post info on the right . Don't know wether this will sort itself out over the next few days but it seems to be happening on all the forums that i use the most ( which is a pain ) . Anyone else having the same trouble ??????? Please help ladies and gents .

3-0 the Men of St George and Rooney to find his feet again playing in the white of England . God save our gracious queen ................... and all that !!!!!!!!!!!!!1

WOOOOOOOOOO there i fookin sh!t myself last nite n thought computer had been invaded by spyware again ( or as it's known by you lot '' getting kidnapped by the ladyboys '' ) . Sites lookin swell now Louis , good work all the mods who put in the hard graft to keep the best Everton forum on the net up and running . Sorry spoke too soon here Louis , i can get onto this page when i click last post info on the right but cannot access the whole load of posts by clicking on the main General Everton Discussion , off topic discussion ect ect links . When i click on one of these the pages it loads up for a bit then at the bottom it says done but the page just stays blank hence i can only access the very last topic that has been posted on . Anyone else having the same problem ?

Gotta say boys n girls its touching how you all missed me so much and had a little chuckle just looking at this before with my vagina out .

The best thing i've seen in ages mate , hahahahaha

Fuck me , pats just brought a tear to my eye .

TT legends .

I remember our CDT teacher at school MR Riley always used to go on about how he'd get under the covers when he was going to bed as a boy and snuggle up to his ''' tranny '' and '' turn his tranny on '' and have loads of fun with his '' tranny '' . The poor ba5tard didn't know why all us snotty nosed 15 year old where rolling in the isles literally pi55ing ourselves with laughter . Gotta be cold dinner for me pat cos i cannot stand warm beer ( makes me vom )

The trotters are qulity mate . I quite enjoy that very first pint after i finish work on a Friday night , doesn't touch the sides ( the pint that is ) .

Cheers mate .