I beleive zed and i are x-mas cohorts but i'd like to also know everyones top 5 xmas hates .............
1. MY mums normally superb xmas dinners incorparating duck instead of turkey ( fatty grizzle slime meat ) and trying to say through a mouthfull of fat '' oohhh that duck is lovely '' .
2. The once a year drinkers that clog up the bar on xmas eve , the bar-stewards never drink all year round but still get in you're way at the local when you're trying to top up .
3. The xmas fixture pile up with the Blues , we always seem to have players fooked at xmas and put out a threadbare squad each year ( god help us with AVDM on the sherrry ) .
4. Some proper g@y boyband with a none xmas song getting to number one ahead of legitimate good/great songs all about xmas being put to one side . ( i.e from a few xmas's ago east 17 beating mariah careys '' all i want for xmas '' when her song was clearly better )
5. RS saying we can still win the league this year even though they are a good 20 points off the pack ( as per usual ) and claiming that the new year will bring them honours . W@ankers !!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for my scroogish outlook on things but there are always pro's n cons to every season .
Let me know you're top 5 peeps !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and here's another , trying to look pleased when you're mum n dad buy you socks