Willo

Hahahahaha and there was me thinking i was a rose pat We should do a book of how many people will forget to tip over the festive period due to the hectic lifestyle and drunken mis-demeanours . I'am gonna do mine in advance cos too many times in the past i've fallen away come xmas through not tipping ( and yes usually cos i'am permanently pi55ed from 23 rd of Dec to 2nd of Jan ) .

Back to Howard , Van Der Sar has just signed a new deal so there is no chance that Tim will be going back to Man U but we certainly will not be getting him for 1 million .

If we get 2.5 million for him it will be a miracle and i'd bite anyones hand off who offered that sort of money , i know its a big loss but he just isnt gonna do it for us . As for Salif Diao i would rather smeer my knob in honey and shove it in a bee hive .

Covering all bases ther rob I am not feeling at all confident about this one cos whenever a team is in a slump and needs a result we normally oblige ,as we do when a striker is in a slump and needs a goal or hasnt ever scored for the club he plays for . This is gonna be a fookin tricky game and with Arteta most likely out we've lost all the creativity we have on the park . Aim low and anything else is a bonus i was once told so i'am gonna say Reading to win 1-0 .

Sorry to hear bout you're dad mate and stuff like that puts us all to shame when we're having pre-xmas blues . Give him mine and TT's best mate .

Was that a police academy pun there pat Welcome to the site hope you enjoy you're stay tiger .

You're right mate but for me its probably because me and the mrs split up 3 months ago and its the first xmas in 4 years that i've been single . Feels strange without a xmas routine but the lads are rallying round and getting me out on the lash all the time now to take my mind of things . Bless em .

Sorry mate could have been anywhere last night but woke up in my pit just moments ago with a rather sore head as per Crayola Corner post .

As per pat , tried downloading an emulater once in the past and just couldnt get the fooker to work . Had a look at the Amiga site there they have loads of classics like Cannon Fodder , Wings , Syndicate and Speedball 2 ad i'd love to have a go at them again .

Will do the same mate , fookin disgrace our men in white !!!!!!!!!

Good to see you back chief , looking forward to many a conversing over the next few days - weeks - motnhs - years .

Fook fook fook fook fook !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats it i'am going to sack my saturday work ovvies off and get myself a season tickey again , jesus H , gettinh paid 75 nicker to watch the Blues would be a dream .

Christ pat were you or were you not lead solo for the Red Hot Chilli Peppers ???????????? I remember you had the long hair on your AV but its quite weird see-ing your shaven bonce . For me my embarrising picture is my AV , that tw@t next to me in the Everton shirt looks a complete fool .

Isnt that tw@t outta the bag mac ????

Suffer from the same problem mate . A total mystery to me why ?????

When we played em at home last year it stopped the rot when we all expected to get stuffed so in summary i'am going 3-0 to Chelski . Don't ask me about the logic behind it , i have had a few .

A TT legend if ever there was one . Hear hear matey

Have yourself a merry little xmas hahahah Nice one fella just in process of claiming back near on 4 grand from the bank and awaiting a reply , cant see it being sorted before xmas but i do nay gve a flying sh!te cos storys like your own fill me with confidence and joy . Maybe there is a father xmas after all ha ha

When i get my bank refund of a couple of grand ( hopefully ) then i may purrrrr-chase myself an x-box 360 cos they look sh!t hot . Gonna get a PS3 aswell when they come out cos i'am a fookin big kid lol

Said from the start that if Leona didnt win then the whole thing wasnt worth a pinch of proverbial salt and i would never watch again . Justice has been done for once to my complete and utter suprise .

Ditto my friend . Resi 4 was the best without a doubt especially the over the shoulder viewpoint . Thinking about getting a PS3 next year for Resi 5 alone .

The way i see it i'am not that pleased that the RS have got Barca . Reason being that normally against the better sides ( as per the 2005 RS triumph ) the RS usually perform a hell of alot better than against a poorer side a'la Benfica . At the end of the day if you want to win a trophy then you have to beat the best side wether it be in the final or in the second round so the RS have got a peach of a draw . Hope to chirst Ronaldinho runs em ragged but not too sure the result will go the way most are predicting . Would be very happy to eat large portions of humble pie though if i'am wrong .

Well said mate , i wish i could have experianced the terraces before the all seaters kicked in but safety is paramount . Hillsborough brought it all home that terraces were an accident waiting to happen and am suprised it didnt happen earlier but history teaches us lessons lest we forget .

Oh christ , next we'll be talking about wether the moon landings actually happened or not

Trumped the 2 of yeh , i'am 26 and still have a full head of hair ( and very unlikely to lose it if my dads genes are anything to go by )