Willo

I'am with Louis on this one , Jerry Maguire was by far and away his best film ( even tho i feckin hate the dwarf faced alien worshipping freakish tw@t ) .

I have still got mine and thank fook it still fits me ( must have been well baggy originally ) .

Yeh all the best Everton lad . Dont have 2 many tonight cos the Blues r at home tomorrow and we need u at Goodison along with my good self to cheer the Blue boys to viccers over the cockney scum . P.S. all the best sig , start posting mate you'll feckin love it .

Sounds like crayola corner speak that mate Yeh pat i remember jamie and his magic torch , i always wondered if he was knackered at school cos he was solving problems in another dimension ( a torch dimension ) when he shoud be in bed a kip . He must have been fooked given the on set of school in th A.M .

Here's another one for you and its quite hard to explain with words but here goes anyway . Needs two of you for this . Lay face down on the floor and get someone to hold your arms above your head for about two minutes until they ache , make sure they hold your arms high enough to keep your head from touching the floor so it just hangs there . After 2 minutes or so get them to slowly lower your arms out straight in front of you ( very slowly ) and i swear to christ that you get the weirdest feeling of your arms going through the floor below you . It feels so insanley weird . Like i say its quite hard to explain but try it a few times and you'll get the hang of it .

The Hammers have a history of expensive foreign flops do they not ???? Anyone remember Marco Boogers ????????? As for Shevva i thort he had exactly the right qulaities to play in the prem but he hasn't hit it off just yet , look at Drogba's first year though , he couldn't hit a bulls ar5e with a banjo but now he's bangin em in . Would love to see , as mentioned , roman using the withdrawal method at Chelski and watch them go the way of Leeds , it would be fookin blinding .

Rennie is a tw@t anyway !

Set your sights nice and low eh mark and anything else is a bonus . Gonna go one better and say 5-0 to the manc scum .

Great interview with a real legend . Probably one of the most under-rated players of his generation IMO .

Whats the chances of BK proving us all wrong and giving us 20 million to spend in the window hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha ................ ............... i'll just catch my breath ................. hahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

Quite right sir , if Cahill hadn't been playing so well up until the injury Lescott would be my player of the season so far .

I'd rather we didn't play anyone in goal over teflon .

You were spot on there mate , think i'll be takin a bit more notice of uncle fozz in future hahaha

What an absolute load of fookin bollox , what in christs name is the world coming to . No wonder the atmosphere has been sh!te this year as people are too scared to open their mouths for fear of getting chucked out and havin their season ticket torn up . They would soon change their policies if everyone who had a season ticket thort '' fook it , if we cant get behind our team whats the point in going to the match '' and stopped going to Goodison each week and making the club shed loads of cash in the process . I sympathise with you goldfish i really do cos you dont strike me as a thuggish kn0bhead in the slightest yet i could point out a couple of dozen to you when i'am at the game who should be chucked out for their antics yet the police are too scared to do anythin about them and it leaves the decent fans like you're good self getting the sh!tty end of the stick . I reckon we should start a TT petition and voice our concerns to the club over the unfair treatment of goldfish ( and anyone else who has been subject to unfair discrimination by the club ) , not naming any names though or he could get into further sh!T for absolutly no reason at all .

Spot on mate , can't see any cash deals coming off in January unless we sell first and i don't think the squad is strong enough now to sell first . Vicious circles and all that .

Me too mate , all the humourl seems to be getting dragged out of the game these days . Need more humour in the game if you ask me .

How do you put a picture on here cos i have this boss site to go on but cant copy and paste pics on here ?

Fook that pat i'll be fighting him all the way ha ha ha

Need i say any more ?????????//

Hahahahahahahahaah

Episode 3 about to start on sky 1 . A question for you ???????????????????? Jack and Kate ? Sawyer and Kate ? Hurley and Kate lol ? What do you reckon ?????????????

How pi55ed was i last nite ?????? Thort we were watching it channel 5 but r kid put the DVD on when i went for a burst . For anyone who is interested its actually on tonight after ALI P.S if u like boxing then you will witness the greatest fight of all time .

I was missing for nearly a year so dont think i have done too bad

Anyone see it on channel 5 las night ????????? Thats what boxing is all about and not the fanny upstarts u c these days . !st time i have seen the fight all the way through and it was fookin amazin . Guess they dont make em like that anymore . <_<

Once again Fozz pea's in a pod , i said from the start that we needed monty in ther to rough em up a bit . Its like we've gone there lookin for a respectable defeat . I would rather we got fookin tonked than roll over an died .