Willo

Hahahah , sounds nice mate and might just treat myself to one of them sooner or later ( and the drink too boom boom ) . Just havin a couple of cans of Carling in my Everton pint glass ( one of those ones you freeze n keeps your beer cold up to 2 hours , not that the beer ever lasts that long ). In the Blues bar in Moor Lane Crosby they do a continental lager called bittberger which is top drawer and turns you into a complete moon unit !!!!!!!!!

Wasn't fan of it myself mate just thought it had no plot whatsoever and was just an excuse to show some gratuitous violence . No , i' tend to get freaked out by them japanese ones like the Ring and the Grudge , those juddery movements and croaky sounds that dead bird makes in the Grudge fook with my mind .

Good call and as a fellow fly hater i value the spiders contribution in the food chain but you wont be saying that when the eight legged nutters start eating us and the way i see the rate they are growing at we'll all be liquid food to them in about 10 years .

He hit Robinho with a flurry of punches the overpirced , over rated and annoying Brazilian tw@t . Seems reason enough to me .

Aye aye tiger !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Couldn't be ar5ed reading through 18 pages of this so if i mention something that has already been said all i can do is apologise . For me the Stone Roses are havin somewhat of a renaiscance and am still constantly listening to their self titled first album . Also i have been liostening to Oasis '' definatly maybe '' album ( their 1st and thier best ) quite alot . But newer stuff i like are the Kooks , Hard-Fi and Razorlights new one . P.S the Beatles , the Rolling Stones and the Who are never far from my CD drawer.

Have you tried Guinness and tia maria it tastes like cold hot chocolate but is well nice . Got to say though i'am a pint man myself ( normally Carling ) cos i just dont think you get value for money with shorts and bottles of beer . Fave drink then everyone ??????????????????????????/ For me it has to be Carling Premier , like a mixture of lager and bitter or as some may put it i'' lager flavoured ice cream in a glass '' . Such a shame very few places do it but considering it blows your head off after a few pints it may be for the best .

Hahahahah i know its well sly but i can see the funny side . That tramp is probably one of those big issue salesmen who is raking it in whilst moonlighting as a tramp , has anyone read about them ?????

I can't really see anyone else coming in now but tbh i think the squad looks in relativly good nick as it is . Would love to see Grav come back but thats got Noocastle syndrome written all over it . Thought Buckley looked good but he's gone back to Dortmund and looks unlikely to come as nothing been sorted yet and probably would have had we wanted him . Still think we need another quality right back as Hibberts crossing and passing ability alarms me and you need to have more about you game than just defending when playing at full back these days .

Gravs apparently on 80 grand a week at Real and i can't see us stretching to more than 35 grand in wages for him thats even if we manage to agree a fee . As per usual Noocastle will offer him about 20 grand more in wages and it will be the same old same old . There's no loyalty in the game anymore and every player out there is in it for themselves . They need to make as much money as they can in what is an '' extremely short career '' as they put it ( the poor ba5tards ) iso cant see him coming back to us . Be chuffed if that wasn't the case though .

I remember some years back i put a post on here raising my concerns about the size spiders seem to be getting these days . Well unfortunatly my concerns have now become a blind panic as the spiders that frequent my property must have been drinking from giant vats of toxic waste or something cos they are bigger than ever . I used to at least have enough courage to trap them under a pint glass and throw the little blighters out of the window but these days they wont fit under a pint glass and the second you approach them they rear up snarling at you . I fear they have a plan for world domination and if this global warming sh!te continues the Brittish isles are only gonna get hotter and dare i say it actually entice highly venomous spiders to our shores ( like the red backs that pat knows all about ) . Now i know half of you peeps are big girls blouses like me when it comes tyo spiders and just wondered if anyone else has noticed the dramatic rise in size of these eight legged hairy monsters ?????? God bless us , god bless us and save us .............

Hahaha how i've missed the old '' jacket '' .

I think i'd rather be hot aswell cos a nice cold beer slips down much more of a treat when your roasting .

Remind you of certain P. Beagrie ????????? I'am not sure bout Faddy i think his extreme lack of pace is gonna his ability to stay in the top flight , he needs about a 3 mile headstart on defenders when running clean through . Saying that though he did have a half decent second half of the season and i think DM finally knows Faddys best position is up front but with AJ , BT and Victor in the squad i dont think Faddy will get much of look in next year . Lets hope the lad proves me wrong though , i'am quite partial to a slice of humble pie .

Yeh they're still there mate and yeh ian they are fookin stupid especially when covered in turds , johnnys and RS scarfs .

my word i thought with 13 thousand odd views it must be worth having a peep at this thread . Good work Ian

Yesterday me and the Mrs decided to go for a curry in South Rd Waterloo and dare i say it a couple of sneaky jars in the process . After a couple of extra cold Carlings ( topping up from the night before ) soft ar5e here has the bright idea that we should '' go for a walk on Crosby beach '' and watch the sun set . Unfortunatley once we'd gotten out of The Raven it had gone dull but we decided to have a nice walk on the beach anyway and watch the '' clouds set '' ????? Getting very brave i decided to take my trainers off and walk bare footed in the sand and everything was going fine until we walked up to the concrete promenade and i stood on a fookin big piece of broken glass ( probably from a bottle of 20-20 that some pre pubescant tw@t had discarded ) . Suffice to say that last nights beers dulled the pain but my foot is hurting like a b@stard today and all those people that tell you Crosby beach is cleaner than ever are talking complete and utter sh!te .

Know the feeling mate

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As per above as i am ................................ As per usual I feared of another season of mediocre crap but this year i have a new found feeling of confidence n reckon we're due a goodun . All the fears over Andy ( overpriced ) Jhonno will be tamed once he and BT strike up a fantastic partnership which i firmly believe they r going to do and i can see them getting at least 35 goals between em '' at least ''. Add to that Victor Anichebe who looks sh!t hot we've got a fookin good strike force ) notice i didn't mention Faddy who is yet to prove himself ) . Our midfield is top drawer ( if the Van man can steer clear of injury ) and Arteta must be one of the best play makers in the prem . Simon Davies looks back to his best and i expect him to play a massive part next year . Thought Buckley looked good in the friendlies but doesnt look likely we'll sign him . sorry if all this has already been discussed before which i expect it has been a while since i posted but just like to hear you views peeps !!!!!!!!!!!!! I reckon we r in good nick ( even with the pie man at the top '' note fozzie '' ) and anything less than a top 8 finish is pi55 poor .

Top drawer c-ing all the old faces here n can't wait to debate some of the days issues . Hopefully i'll be on here quite alot ( as usual ) now we've got our anti spyware software sorted . Felt a bit weird coming back last night and probably should have gone to crayola corner ( does it still exist ) cos i was tw@tted but thought it had been way too long since i spoke to my fellow blues n needed a return to the days of Billy liar slagging . Anyway i am fookin chuffed to get the internet back n '' that toffeetalk night out '' will be a do'er if we can get the folks togther for it . P.S as i remeber someone was gonna take photo's n post em so pat cud enjoy the night ( or day cos OZ has strange time zones ) aswell .

Chris 26 Seaforth , Liver''shite''pool . I'am a C/A advisor n part time ladyboy

Hello my old toffeetalk friends ( n some of the foes ) ................... Sorry i aint been on for an eon but have not had any ways or means to show my face over the past number of months ( way too many months ) but maybe i could be here to stay again . Our last computer got fooked up with spyware and we decided to get rrd cos it was runnin as bad as some old tart from upper parliment street wud ( refer to shrek ) . Me and me old man have just shelled out on a new computer so i may be able to show my face on a regular basis again and voice my ever voraciois opinions on the blues should they been welcomed . Feels a bit weird to be back after so long but its top drawer to see a few of the old names still posting a piece of their mind on here . All i can say is '' the future is bright , the future is Blue '' and it will be good to speak to my old mates and a few new ones hopefully on a regular basis again . P.S Pat it was definatly spyware that hindered my appearances on here n not a ladyboy . lol

Aye

I think BT is getting some unfair critiscim , he never got any support or service and was not to blame for how things turned out . If anyone is to blame it is DM ( and i think that is the 1st time i have had a go at him ) becuase he decided ti swircg things around , why in fooks name Kilbane plaued on the left and VDM played oin the right i dont know . Who said '' you never change a winning side '' ?????????????????