Willo

Don't know if you will all get this as the computer is a bit manky but this is Willo calling in from Penang . The hotel is fookin fantastc but the beer costs 6 pound a pint over here so we go just outside where its a pound for a big bottle of Chang ( bottles are much better than the sh!te draft they serve in the Park end ) . Looking forward to watching the Blues against Chelski tomorrow night ( NOT ) and its on about 11 PM ish over here so many a beer will be had . Took my bro out for another pre wedding stag doo in George town on Thursday ( wedding was friday ) and got him ratted , also got chatted up by a ladyboy but the adams apple was a dead giveaway so it was a no go . Costing me 3 nicker for half an hour on this hotel cpu so must go and drink more beer very soon , hope everyones top drawer and doing sound . Speak to you all soon and keep this thread open for me for any urgent EFC news that i may not hear over here . P.S. Full of fookin Auzzies over here so you'd be in your element Pat . P.P.S. Nemesis , keep everyone aware of the TT night out so we can sort it when i get home , its gonna be a good-un .

The fookin viking berserkers !!!!!!!!!!1

A fella walks into a pub and see's 2 pieces of meat nailed to the roof above the bar . He goes and orders a pint and asks the barman what the pieces of meat are there for . The barman explains '' its a competition we hold weekly where by if you can jump up and catch the meat in you're teeth everyone in the pub has to buy you a drink '' '' What happens if i miss ??? '' asks the puzzled fella , '' You have to buy everyone in the bar a drink instead '' answers the barman '' Do you fancy a go ????? '' The fella stares at the meet on the roof for a bit and turns to the barman '' Nah i'll give it a miss mate , the steaks are to high '' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't understand why evertime Dunc jumps for a header ( yes i mean every time ) a foul gets given the other way . Did i miss something ?????? Have the rules changed ??????? Are you no longer allowed to jump for a ball ??????? The game is going silly and i'am now drunk and very pi55ed off . Late edit - and don't say you can say that again !!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I don't understand why evertime Dunc jumps for a header ( yes i mean every time ) a foul gets given the other way . Did i miss something ?????? Have the rules changed ??????? Are you no longer allowed to jump for a ball ??????? The game is going silly and i'am now drunk and very pi55ed off .

Possibly the first sh!Te game i have ever saw Collina have and it just happens to coincide with our biggest game in decades !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It could only happen to an Evertonian couldn't it ? So very very proud of the men in Blue tonight for their perfonance against the possibly the hardest team we could ever have been drawn against in this years qualifiers . A team that finished 3rd only to Barcelona and Real Madrid in their respective league last year , a team that comes with a very impressive reputation in the European game and a team that will be a match for any of Europes so called '' Big Guns '' in this years competiton . There were much unfancied Everton on the verge of ramming everyones '' i told you so's '' back down their ba5tard throats as Ferguson rose to head home a perfectly legal second goal that would have left Villareal reeling when all of a suddden Marcus Bent is penalised for having his own shirt ragged off his back . Very unhappy with Mr Collina tonight , we needed a strong referee to be appointed for tonights game and i think we all heaved a huge sigh of relief when it was Pierluigi himself who got the job . Can't help but feel we've been royally fooked over tonight by both FIFA and Collina and i just hope the players heads don't drop knowing that they did enough to at least force extra time even if the powers that be made sure the game was out of their hands from the very start . Unlucky heroes in Blue . Fook off and die ba5tards in suits !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeh welcome to the site Face-Man and good first post . Would love to see us bag an early goal in Villa to silence the crowd and give the men in Blue the belief that we can actually get through to the next round . Pity i'am stuck in work on Wednesday night so i'll have to get it taped and make sure i avoid the score like the plague until i get home . COYB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you just love DM's dry sense of humour , the man is a legend . Was it Radz he ripped last year when he walked out claiming we owed him money in the paper , i think the reply went something along the lines of '' i don't care what that man has to say '' . Quality once again DM .

The ba5tard Paul Stretford again !!!!! tut tut

What do you get if you cross a glory hunting mercenary and viking ???????? A RS fan !!!!!!!!!!

Good call mate i thought we played our plums off and yes we were llucky to get away with a win but at the same time i don't really care how we earn the 3 points as long as we get em . Credit to Big Nige and Davey Weir who were superb today and also Marcus Bent who hit the back of the net ( for once ) instead of row Z .

Not at all mate , that is what the forum is for !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not gonna rip you for having an opinion and i hope that saying goes for everyone . I for one am a big Kilbane fan , i think he runs his heart out for the Blues and deserves a bit more support from the man behind him as Pistone passes the ball to him then runs backwards and leaves Killa to take on 2 players . I think there are other priorities just now than another left winger .

Just a new thread for anything on Resi 4 for PS2 . And our Resi 4 president is Nemisis .

Superb , i have said all along tha Keane would be a superb signing , come on fat slug get your cheque book out and get Keane playing in the royal Blue .

I like Kilbane and think he does a good job for us ( and yes i go to most Home games ) but i think he's not helped by having a totally inept left back behind him in Pistone . I believe strikers are much more priority just now but AVM would be well nice .

Yes that is quality xav mate , that disk reminds me of the good old Amiga days of cannon fodder , wings , syndicate and Sensable Soccer .

Yeh good post xavier mate , would be well happy to take 5th this year but its gonna be a tough one . I see alot of RS games as my family are massive RS fans and i am a massive fan of my local , but on sarurday i saw that Zenden has brought something to the wing that you have been missing . Like you rightly say ( and i have said for some time now ) you need good wingers and a right sided midfielder is more a must for you than Owen . Good win for us today but i'am under no illusions that we're gonna have to sign better players if we're gonna make that ( as you have so gracefully put us ) 5th place .

My avatar has gone west , not having a go but is this a temporey thing or is this something to do with the site moving hosts ??????

Spot on mate , Xav has been sound with us since joining and like you say only gives sh!t when he's been given sh!t so thats fine with me .

All ther emohawk ( is that what the shape shifting thing is calles ) episodes of Red Dwarf have me laughing my t@ts off , funny thing with Deadwood is that although it gets great write ups i dont know many people that watch it .

Dont put youself down mate , '' Red Dwarf '' and '' Only Fools '' means you do have a life .

I like the ZULU metaphore there and it is totally spot on .

Time for the fat slug to get his cheque book out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YYYYYYYYYeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fookin superb and fookin surreal listening to it rather than watching it . A fantastic result for the men in BLue .

Anyone a fan of this series , what a top show it is and Ian Mcshanes role as big '' Al Swearengen '' is top drawer . Transfixed to every monday night so i can see the next episode .