godfish i like it.
however i found another joke which i heard on radiocity. i missed the beginning so ill make part of it up:
a seikh (spelling?) becomes prime minister of england. he makes up a brand new law which stops long prison sentances. the law is every criminal has to recieve 100 lashes from a nine tail whip. he goes to see the first sentance carried out. in the prison he sees a manc a scouser and a geordie.
he says to them 'now because i ave good memories of your respective cities i will grant you all 1 wish'
the geordie steps up and asks for a pillow to be tied on his back. he takes the punishment and after 20 whips the pillow is ripped off and he recieves 80 lashes.
the manc steps up and asks for 2 pillows tied to his back. the 2 pillows rip after 40 lashes so he bears the other 60 lashes.
the seikh goes to the scouser and says 'now i went to liverpool as a lad and i loved it. friendly people and good footy teams. i will grant you 2 wishes'
the scouser says 'i want 300 lashes'
the seikh looks at him with horror and says ' you are a brave man as well as an honest man now whats your second wish'
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the scouser says. 'iwant the manc tied to my back'