Kohen

I'm not going in a Grosvenor casino again after last monday...

:shaking fist: I knew I should have checked that before I posted it!

That's the reason and it was like that since Chang first sponsored us when we were with Le Coq so we can't blame Nike for that!

Doesn't seem to crack a smile at what I can only assume is the part where he mentions Baines. He's always very Pro-Everton on his Twitter feed.

I read this as "Two Injuries" .....I think I need glasses

It's more to do with Hillsborough.. I think I'll see a couple more continents before I settle down and get a job

Finished Uni but just been abroad since. I very much doubt it though - I hated it!

I can't think who it was and it's really going to bug me. There's a player who pretended to be a postman to a woman. She'd ask him why all these people would come up to him and speak to him and he told her he delivered their mail. It was Dwight Yorke: "Best among them was the conquest Yorke had convinced that he was a local postman named Brian. She said of their trip to a nightclub: "People were coming past and saying 'hello' to him and he said it was because he delivered their letters. I believed him. He seemed a lovely bloke." (Not sure why there's a word missing in there, it's a direct quote from the Mirror so that probably explains it) Kolo Toure, as a car sales man - "The Manchester City defender told pretty Kessel Kasuisyo his name was Francois and showered her with ­expensive gifts he claimed he bought with cash he made selling motors, she claims."

I always saw him with assists in reserves

I'll probably grab the training top, for half the price and twice the looks! :jump for joy:

If Moyes values Lescott at £24millions Baines has got to be at least 30!

This joke is wearing quite fin already...

I hate to break it to you...

I was being sarcastic I get what you're saying, I think I'm just disappointed because I had liked others shown a lot more than the one we've got

I'm a bit* disappointed with the kit this year if I'm totally honest! After a bit of investigative work, I managed to dig up one of our old shirts, and it looks to me as if they've just whacked a collar on it and put a blue line through the white arms... (Oh, and obviously the badge) *understatement

Here's my guess The inclusion of Phil makes me question the authenticity of this. I'm pretty sure this will be the kit though, if it's being announced next week I wouldn't be surprised for a leak.

Heyfever kicking in!

Moyes?!

It took me far too long to find that arrow! Shit colour choice Av!

The place, over. The verb, under. Terry's Chocolate Orange

The colours on the Away kit look like the (old?) England away kit: http://www.sportsdirect.com/images/products/37106790_l.jpg

I'll just leave then... ..my bad!

Whilst I'm not in the 20,000 against the crest that one is brilliant. Although it doesn't have NSNO anywhere on it; which is the main point of the protest, is it not?